Don't wear pants I live in FLA. I run around naked LOL!
Hehe, so you're one of those [strange] people I keep reading about in 'Florida Friday' on Majorgeeks dot com... LOL
So glad I don't live in FLA, tho... nudity have's an adverse affect on m' heart rate....
Old female nudity: Um, I hope she doesn't decide to chase me, and my heart rate goes up in anticipation of the run...
Young female nudity: Um, I have no hope of catching her, and my heart rate goes way down with my deflated ego.
Young male nudity: Um, I'm freakin' jealous cos I used to look that good, and my heart rate sinks a bit more cos those were the days.
Olde male nudity: UM, it's like looking in the mirror at all things saggy, and my heart rate ebbs 'til all my extremities feel numb/without blood supply... cos that's all I got to look forward to Even Viagra doesn't help that much. For example, it only gets the wrinkles out of one part of my anatomy, and it does nothing for my sagging chest, which in recent years has become my waistline.
Can't freakin' win! I need to carry uppers and downers with me just in case I encounter any of the above while out... definitely uppers if there a mirror while in the bathroom. Two tricks I've learnt in my old age: remain fully dressed while shaving; turn on the hot water and steam up the mirror before getting undressed to shower/bathe.
Still, I can't complain! I still have a sense of humour, and it all feels so much better when I can laugh at myself.