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Reply #301 December 13, 2009 7:05:57 AM
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Chuck Norris IS a minidump

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Reply #302 December 13, 2009 4:29:44 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There will be no stopping his destruction of the Vasari now!

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Reply #303 December 13, 2009 6:08:57 PM
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Chuck Norris once did something on the Advent homeworld. What stays in that desert city, stays in that desert city. (For you, retards, Las Vegas).

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Reply #304 December 13, 2009 6:50:43 PM
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Chuck Norris decides who wins battles and its always him

 

P.S chuck norris is the reason the vasari are on the run.

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Reply #305 December 13, 2009 8:08:17 PM
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Chuck Norris once decreed that every woman he had bad sex with had to be exiled. Thus the Advent were expelled. The men who followed just didn't want to be stuck with the men left behind.

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Reply #306 December 14, 2009 9:26:01 PM
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Chuck Norris' flashlight is more powerfull than Cleansing Brilliance.

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Reply #307 December 15, 2009 12:12:45 AM
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The men who followed just didn't want to be stuck with the men left behind.

You better not be suggesting that Chuck Norris is gay...

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Reply #308 December 15, 2009 8:09:12 AM
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Chuck Norris is not gay, other guys are gay for Chuck Norris. He kills them of course.

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Reply #309 December 15, 2009 10:30:29 PM
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Chuck Norris is not gay, other guys are gay for Chuck Norris. He kills them of course

Good, because Cuck norris isn't gay.... unless he wants to be gay

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Reply #310 December 15, 2009 10:59:49 PM
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No, Chuck Norris isn't gay.  Period.

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Reply #311 December 15, 2009 11:18:12 PM
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Chuck Norris does not require a gender, or a sexuality for that matter. If he wants to get laid, he gets laid. If he blesses you with a Chuck Norris baby, you're pregnant, regardless of whether you are male or female.

Koda0 (^)

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Reply #312 December 15, 2009 11:26:32 PM
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When Chuck Norris uses Clairvoyance, he sees every game wether it be MP or SP

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Reply #313 December 18, 2009 4:08:14 AM
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Nothing in the Sin's universe can harm Chuck Norris. But in our's, defamation by association...

 

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Reply #314 December 20, 2009 5:54:27 PM
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When you want to blow someone's back off with a frag grenade, you count to five.

When you want to annihilate the Universe, you count to Chuck Norris.

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Reply #315 December 30, 2009 10:08:09 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't need anything when he starts playing Diplomacy. He starts out with all he needs: An Envoy Ship with his face on the front. Any gravity well it enters, becomes his. Any treaty that ships wants, gets made. Any pact, anything, anytime anywhere. BAM! Chuck Norris.

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Reply #316 January 4, 2010 9:51:56 AM
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all gravity wells already belong to Chuck Norris. he sends the envoy ship just to make sure everyone knows it.

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Reply #317 January 4, 2010 6:04:05 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN take on an Argronev by himself.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a minefield, he IS the minefield!

Chuck Norris has 25 starbases orbiting...himself.

Chuck Norris has more Antimatter than a star.

Chuck Norris wears Argronev Star Bases as Hats.

Chuck Norris has more culture in his fist than an Advent Starbase.

Entrenchment was made to make better defenses against Chuck Norris. Now they're coming out with Diplomacy after realizing that there is no defence against Chuck Norris.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnoob!

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Reply #318 January 14, 2010 7:28:09 PM
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When Chuck Norris wants to make a fire, he uses endangered species as his kindling and hippies as his firewood.  To create the spark, he snaps his fingers.

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Reply #319 January 15, 2010 2:52:47 PM
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When chuck norris wants your planets they just convert over to his side and as for your fleet he just claps his hands the shock wave from it distroys all

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Reply #320 January 15, 2010 4:18:12 PM
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Looks can't kill, unless you are Chuck Norris.

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Reply #321 January 15, 2010 6:32:03 PM
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these have just started going downhill... i wish Chuck Norris would come and end this thread already

 

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Reply #322 January 22, 2010 7:47:22 AM
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Thread closed by Chuck Norris

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Reply #323 February 10, 2010 11:14:19 PM
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Thread re-opened by Xer0.

Chuck Norris is, in fact, right behind you. You won't notice, because you'll be too busy wondering why your computer turned itself off in pure fear.

Xer0 \^/

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Reply #324 February 11, 2010 12:06:02 AM
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IC released Diplomacy when Chuck Norris said it was ok to.  Though the devs helped write it somewhat, it was really a dead skin cell from Chuck's ankle that made diplomacy.  This is the 4th version, mind you.  The first three versions had to be toned down because everyone who played it died from joy while playing.  Don't worry though, Chuck brought them back to life sometime between ordering fries and a coke . . . except that one that spontaneously exploded.  Chuck made him a star in the backdrop.

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Reply #325 February 12, 2010 3:14:17 AM
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Chuck Norris can stop in the middle of a phase jump.

Chuck Norris can convert .entity files to text with a blink.

Chuck Norris mods by stopping time, modding, restarting time.

Chuck Norris plays SOASE on a regular computer. Thats normal until you realises he plays it underwater.

Planets orbit round stars, stars orbit round Chuck Norris.

God is Chuck Norris's secretary.

The developers once asked Chuck Norris what to name a new space game, Chuck Norris snorted and it sounded like "Soase....".

When we sneeze, we see little lights (we think its stars)

When Norris Sneezes, he sees real stars. (inspired by the forum background).

Chuck Norris was once asked by Jesus why he was called Chuck Norris. Chuck said "I Am Who I Am.". Jesus stole that line from him (its in the bible now). Chuck Norris then had Jesus crucified.

When Chuck Norris drives a capital ship, he stands at the back of it and does a round house kick. The draft pushes the ship forward.

Chuck Norris hair never drops off.

When Chuck Norris pulls off a strand of his hair, they become Phase Lanes.

 

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