I love this news: (headline is linked to news article)
{ Sorry, if you are looking here expecting some of the article to be clipped, not gonna happen. Click the link and check the original article for yourself if you wish... The headline is only provided in case you'd like to see the original article in relation to my rant below... }
Better still, in my opinion, is that the quality of the sperm is at issue at the same time. Don't understand what that all means? It means that dopes that spend all of their time jawing on the phone are less likely to reproduce, which, in theory, means that we may see fewer and fewer of those dopes in their future as whatever genes make them likely to yak-yak for hours on end on the cell phone will likely not be carried through to future generations 
Please, forgive me for deriving a little pleasure in this, but personally I am seriously of the opinion that the cell phone is one of absolute worst inventions of the last century. Too many idiots don't know how to use them to carry on quick conversations that go something like this:
{ ring, ring }
Cell phone user: Hello, this is {insert name here}
Caller: can you talk to be about Xyz issue?
Cell phone user: sure but I'm on the cell phone currently, let me call you back from a land line as soon as I can, ok?
Caller: ok, look forward to talking to you soon.
{end of call}
You get the idea. Use the phone for a short and sweet conversation that lets the other party know you'll be glad to handle their issue asap, but don't want to do it via cell phone because you might be driving, might be in line in a store, might be waiting in a doctor's office, etc.
Instead too many morons take their phones with them and never get off the friggin' things. If those morons are unable to reproduce because of their cell phone usage, then I say GOOD for the rest of the world.
