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Men are like....{sorry guys}

This was just too cute not to post.

May 11, 2005 4:48:07 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Men are like....

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.




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Reply #1 May 11, 2005 4:54:34 PM
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wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Reply #2 May 11, 2005 4:57:37 PM
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Hey!!! I resemble those remarks!
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Reply #3 May 11, 2005 4:59:27 PM
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Hey Mason... how long would it take you to get to Nebraska?
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Reply #4 May 11, 2005 5:05:06 PM
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Hey Mason... how long would it take you to get to Nebraska?

Well, lessee. Between an inability to drive, being broke, and a very slow walking pace, a couple years maybe?
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Reply #5 May 11, 2005 5:06:56 PM
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OK... lets meet at a starbucks there and plan our revenge...say...June 17th 2009???
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Reply #6 May 11, 2005 5:10:46 PM
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Sounds like a plan
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Reply #7 May 11, 2005 5:12:16 PM
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Reply #8 May 11, 2005 5:16:50 PM
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let me in on this fellas I can bleed all over her wounds, that will teach her.
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Reply #9 May 11, 2005 5:55:31 PM
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Heh...I'm like the complete opposite of this...except for #11...I guess that's universal.

~Zoo
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Reply #10 May 11, 2005 6:11:11 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excellent article, am forwarding it to as many people as i know, thanks for the laugh Nebraskawoman!
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Reply #11 May 12, 2005 12:57:57 AM
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let me in on this fellas I can bleed all over her wounds, that will teach her.


remember the date!
June 17th, 2009
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Reply #12 May 12, 2005 8:43:56 AM
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Women!  Cant live with them, cant live without them!

{Balls! Said the Queen, if I had to, I would be King!  The king Laughed.  He had to.}

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Reply #13 May 12, 2005 10:34:19 AM
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ok, June 17th, 2009 How about you get up here and I'll make you dinner to apologize. I just couldn't resist posting this though. It was just too cute.

Reply By: Zoologist03Posted: Wednesday, May 11, 2005Heh...I'm like the complete opposite of this...except for #11...I guess that's universal. ~Zoo

There are a few exceptions.

Reply By: island_gurl12Posted: Wednesday, May 11, 2005HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Excellent article, am forwarding it to as many people as i know, thanks for the laugh Nebraskawoman!

You are very welcome.

Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Thursday, May 12, 2005Women! Cant live with them, cant live without them!

Men can't live with them, can't legally shoot them.



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Reply #14 May 12, 2005 10:50:33 AM
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Men can't live with them, can't legally shoot them.

We just had 2 that tried.  They suceeded, but then they were tried, and they were convicted.

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Reply #15 May 12, 2005 11:12:11 AM
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That's why I said Can't legally shoot them. Smothering works well enough though. Just kidding.

We just had 2 that tried. They suceeded, but then they were tried, and they were convicted.

I'm glad they were convicted if they did it without being in physical danger. They deserve to be in jail. I joke about it but that's all it ever is, A JOKE.
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Reply #16 May 12, 2005 11:32:15 AM
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I'm glad they were convicted if they did it without being in physical danger. They deserve to be in jail. I joke about it but that's all it ever is, A JOKE.

One came from Houston, and killed her ex to get the Kids (Piper Roundtree).  The other (donna Blanton) had gambling debts and killed her husband (of 6 months) for the insurance money.

Both got Life (25 years).  Double standards of men and women killing spouses?

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Reply #17 May 12, 2005 12:19:06 PM
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One came from Houston, and killed her ex to get the Kids (Piper Roundtree). The other (donna Blanton) had gambling debts and killed her husband (of 6 months) for the insurance money.
Both got Life (25 years). Double standards of men and women killing spouses?


It does seem like it sometimes.
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Reply #18 May 12, 2005 12:53:45 PM
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Funny Nebraska!

June 17, 2009, OK guys, that's it, JoeUserthon meet and greet day!
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Reply #19 May 12, 2005 1:13:17 PM
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It does seem like it sometimes.

While I see a classic double standard as at least one was totally premeditated (Piper) and the other had strong indications of being premeditated, I think the jury just did not see them as a big threat like perhaps an abusive murdering husband would have been.

I guess what I am saying is that altho I see a double standard, I can live with it.  Neither of these ladies (term used lightly) are Mouranos.

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Reply #20 May 12, 2005 3:23:04 PM
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Funny Nebraska!

June 17, 2009, OK guys, that's it, JoeUserthon meet and greet day!


Glad you like, FS. Ok, See ya all then. {Hey what do ya think Brad would do if we all showed up for a picnic outside the Stardock offices? }
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Reply #21 May 12, 2005 3:24:09 PM
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While I see a classic double standard as at least one was totally premeditated (Piper) and the other had strong indications of being premeditated, I think the jury just did not see them as a big threat like perhaps an abusive murdering husband would have been.
I guess what I am saying is that altho I see a double standard, I can live with it.

WHat choice do you have other than to just live with it.
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Reply #22 May 12, 2005 3:41:01 PM
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WHat choice do you have other than to just live with it.


I meant it was not going to become a cause celebre' of mine. Of course I am going to live with it. Besides, I have been to the Women's max security prison (when I worked at DOC) and they are not going to have it easy (both are not what you would call 'tough' women).
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