I know a MORON who's been trying to be a cop for years. He's going through great pains to become a police officer, and I will REALLY resent the police force as a whole if they ever let him in. That will be the final straw.
He was an Army reject. (i.e. Loser Extraordinaire.)
Then he tried the Security Guard thing for a while (you know the guys at the mall?)
I'll letcha know if the police force ever lets him in. Then we can mourn together another symptom of the steady downfall of America.