1/ How/where did you acquire the genie/what is the genie in (doesn't have to be a lamp)?
I went scuba diving in Mexico and sure enough, there it was! It was an old green bottle lodged under a rock. Don't know how I saw it...but I grabbed it and took it up to the surface with me. Later on, in the hotel room, I was washing the bottle and smoke started pouring out of it...you know, the old story. The genie's name was Dave and he offered me the standard 3 wishes.
Of course I immediately went silent. I wasn't going to start musing to myself about how it would be nice to have a sandwich and use up one of my wishes.
2/ What is your first wish?
Money. Yeah, seems like such a selfish thing to wish for, but think of all the good I could do with money. I mean, aside from giving to charity and all that junk. I could beautify the world a little more by driving a great car, wearing lovely clothes and getting my nails done on a regular basis. Oh yes, just think of all the good I could do with money. Better yet, I could start my own production company and make some movies!
I wish to win the lottery, where the jackpot is at least 50 million and I am the sole winner.
3/ What is your second wish?
Well, now that I have a production company I will certainly need some talent. I need to write some good scripts, find some talented people to cast and crew the projects, etc.
I wish that all of my writings are intelligent, well-written pieces that are critical and box office successes.
4/ What is your third wish
Now that I am a success I can't seem to get any privacy. The paparazzi chase me everywhere, rabid fans stalk my every move. Can't a person visit one topless beach with out the tabloids going crazy? Ok, maybe I shouldn't have been snorting that cocaine while propositioning an underage hooker outside an LA nightclub, but sheesh, you'd think the press would lay off. I think I'm going MAD!!!
I don't care if I have to kill somebody I wish everyone would just leave me alone!!!
5/ Your wishes are done, what do you do with the genie (or their container) now?
Well, I'm in solitary confinement in prison now, and people pretty much leave me alone. In hindsight, I shouldn't have used that last wish the way I did. They confiscated Dave and his green bottle, so undoubtedly there is some cop out there driving a jaguar and spending millions on God knows what. I started out with all the best intentions, what happened?
I wish I had never found that bottle.