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January 12, 2004 9:12:21 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

i did not write this. i wish i did, though .


New Study Says You’re An Idiot

A new study released today by the Pew Foundation and conducted by Dr. Walter Wiznowski of Princeton University suggests that there is good and solid evidence that you are a complete and utter idiot.

The three-year study, which was conducted without your knowledge and with the cooperation of your friends, neighbors and co-workers, is part of a larger effort by the world at large to conspire against you in every way possible.

While the results of the study are generally agreed upon by everyone you know, Wiznowski says that a good measure of caution is advised, as studies of this kind are not always accurate.

“Unfortunately, a researcher’s own personal demons can often make their way into the results of a study,” Wiznowski told a group of reporters assembled at your front door. “In this case, the person who headed the study may feel that his own intellect is lacking, or he might find some sort of satisfaction in insulting another person’s intelligence.”

When Dr. Wiznowski was reminded that it was he who had conducted the study, he rolled his eyes and said, “Duh.”

It is not yet known how the news that you are an idiot will affect your life in the long-term. Wasting time on the internet, you could not be reached for comment.
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Reply #1 January 12, 2004 2:02:40 PM
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~laughs~

I love it.
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Reply #2 January 13, 2004 3:18:25 AM
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~bows~ ... or should that be ... ~curtsies~ ... me too ... but i SO wish i wrote that.
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Reply #3 January 13, 2004 3:29:42 AM
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Awesome. Quite enjoyable.
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Reply #4 August 19, 2004 8:20:36 AM
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Made me laugh.
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Reply #5 August 19, 2004 8:32:56 AM
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Made me laugh


thankyou raven . it is good to have a laugh at yourself sometimes, isn't it ?

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Reply #6 August 19, 2004 9:00:32 AM
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Heh. Sounds like it comes from The Onion. (The Onion)
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Reply #7 August 19, 2004 10:35:09 AM
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Heh. Sounds like it comes from The Onion


thanks for the link, citahellion. you're the 3rd or 4th person i've heard mention the onion, so i'm going to go and check it out

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Reply #9 October 16, 2004 8:28:03 PM
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This spammer's a total and utter knob-jockey. But at least I got to see this article which otherwise I would have missed. Hilarious, Mig!
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Reply #10 October 16, 2004 8:35:22 PM
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Count me in. What were we talking about?
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Reply #11 October 17, 2004 12:28:04 AM
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Did the study cross party lines or was it logically confined to Republicans? 
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Reply #12 October 17, 2004 2:16:03 AM
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Did the study cross party lines or was it logically confined to Republicans?


stevendedalus, you ! hehe. ok, i'll pay that one ! cheeky, but good. i give it a 7.5.


Count me in. What were we talking about?


ah, ummm, voodoostation, i, err ....


This spammer's a total and utter knob-jockey. But at least I got to see this article which otherwise I would have missed. Hilarious, Mig!


thankyou, cactoblasta. it took me ages to work uo the courage to check my comments today in case they were 100% spam. i'm glad you enjoyed the article.


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Reply #13 October 17, 2004 9:52:23 PM
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Definately smacks of The Onion. Very good piece. LMAO
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Reply #14 October 17, 2004 10:53:35 PM
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Definately smacks of The Onion. Very good piece. LMAO


high praise indeed !. thankyou mason


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