There are 3 types of unruly bastards a.k.a. trolls:
The ones who openly admit their sins/status; these are the 'convict' category. e.g: me.
The ones who deny or dissimulate their condition, living a closeted and sad life; these are the 'legitimate' category. e.g: Teun-A-Roonius.
The bipolar ones, who occasionally confess/deny themselves in a state of confusion; these are the 'bipolar' category. e.g: Yarlen
You should study the official Guide to Trolls more carefully mister. You clearly missed some important facts.
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