Teseer does tech support. He once said he was annoyed by idiot customers who can't do easy things (like install programs)

I responded with a hard to resist, "curiosity killed the cat" anti-troll. Windows F opens the search menu. By holding it down, it opens ~4 windows per second, each slows your computer down considerably.

And now for something, completely different

I also work a tech support job. A woman came in today and showed me that the disk drive on her laptop was separated from her computer. To fix this, I put it back in. No screws, no tools, you just take the disk drive, and fit it into the rectangular hole. Afterwards, my coworkers and I were shaking violently with laughter. (We also joked around, pulling our disk drives out and trying to put them in vertically to mock her stupidity) Poop was so money.

He just thought you were having a problem and that he might be able to help T_T

I hate you Synn, lmao.

If we're swapping idiot tech support stories:

I was talking to this one guy who for one reason or another needed to boot to safemode. So I tell him:

'Alright sir, lets go ahead and do this: Shut your system down. Leave it off for about 15 seconds. And I want you to, as soon as you hit the power button, begin hitting F8 at a frequency of about "f8, f8, f8"(Gotta use your imagination here). Keep hitting it until you see Advanced Boot Options. Let's go ahead and do that now'

Ok, simple step but I feel I gave pretty percise instructions.

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...

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3 minutes go by and he doesnt say a word. So I say:

'How are we doing?'

He says:

'The screen is still black'

I ask:

'Did you hit the power button?'

And I get...

'I thought you were going to...'

I've been doing tech support all over for about 5 years. This was the only time I was actually stammering.

I'm a computer enthusiast and can easily work as a techie though I fear that for dumb customers I may be there if somebody working in the cashier at Bordershop (store in Germany on the border to Denmark selling alcohol) has written anything.

I had beer under the "customerwagon" (don't know the correct work in english) and bottles in it. Put up the bottles and when I had payed I went quickly out of the store and heard a HELLOOOOO, HELLOOOOO. I turn around and realize I've forgotten all my bottles

The cashier was shaking his head in frustration when I got back. Think he was tired of confused Swedes that day 

You jest, but we get that a lot.

And, its TESEER! Gawshish!

I hate it when people on vent call me Teaser.

Makes me sound like a loose chick.

My favorite convo was one I over-heard another agent having.

I used to work at Dell and this was a caller who's system died a week after buying it. We still don't know why because hes just bitchin (which, btw, for those of you that don't know, a VAST majority of hold time is agents having to listen to bitching) so I hear the agent say:

'Sir! When you purchased a Dell, you entered into a relationship. Just like all relationships, it has its ups and down. My job here is to turn those downs into ups. So sir, please allow me to do my job and swing this down back to an up.'

I almost died.

Wow. Just Wow.

I'll tell ya. One thing Tech Support does: You feel a HELL of alot better about yourself when you leave.

The way I look at it, I don't need you to know ANYTHING about ANY computer. All I require is this:

The ability to look at a picture and find something on it

That's it. If you lack that ability, you're an idiot. Period.

I was doing that when I was 5 at the Dentist with Highlights Magazines.

BTW, my dad saw me playing DG once and said: "this 'teaser' guy sounds like a child molester" (probably because he thought your name teaser instaed of teseer)

Errum. *Cough*