please don't laugh at me,
Aw c'mon.... some of the best laughs I've had on this site have been at your expen.... er, because you're such a funny guy.

But yeah, JoneP, Fences would hide your desktop icons nicely for you, and double clicking on the desktop brings them back when needed. It's a great app and well worth a try.... available via Impulse if you're interested. 