Heroes?
July 6, 44 (08 c.c.)
Sunday...
Mr.Barack Obama Versus Mr. McCain
Looking for the newest angle here on Googads! Love Page, I was looking through a number of sites and came across this Maxim Story about the 10 Commandments of The Hero as determined by Mr. Frank Miller.
Frank Miller is at least moderately cool I suppose, although he isn’t a dwarf or a golf beauty like our last stories I wondered what I could make of this Hero stuff.
Then I thought about the two people who we will be stuck with for quite a while. Mr. McCain and Mr. Obama, two who are in the ‘running’ for President of the good old Stripes and Bars. I personally never vote, of course. Still I pay attention and am not oblivious to the changing of ‘power’ in this nation. I cannot agree with any of these, they are probably good guys though.
But are they Heroes? And if not Heroes does one of them come closer to the Hero mark? I saw that I could use Mr. Millers ten list by the grace of Maxim and ask these ten hero questions to our two runners. Here is what I came up with:
1. The hero sacrifices everything.
McCain: Mr. McCain is a war hero, make no mistake. He was tortured in the Nam by Charlie. But did he sacrifice anything, since he is somehow still alive? Well no, his sacrifice is probably hard to quantify. He joined in war and came out alive, which is certainly an accomplishment! Still we don’t want to elect a guy just because we feel sorry for him! Many may not want to Respect Mr. McCain, and they have every right not to! But the fact is that he surely has Mr. Obama here.
Hero Rating: 3.0 out of 10 - Tortured!
Obama: Mr. Obama is Black! His lineage was tortured as well by our own White Protestants! Blacks were likely happy at the origin in Africa and didn’t actually need a religious conversion at the time! Still white folk were pretty insistent about getting their beliefs across and traveled the world killing and moving people around without care or concern! All in the name of their leader who died on some wood a few thousand years ago! So mission accomplished!
Hero Rating: 2.5 out of 10 - Ancestors Moved Against The Will!
2. The hero is fearless.
Obama: Mr. Obama must know something of the streets. He has surely met up with a society that is full of white faces that he has somehow made friends of! A black man who has ‘gotten along’ to the extent that he has, is one of two, in his chances to become this nations leader! He must have had some pretty slick moves! He must have found that area where he can say the right thing, stay black but appear to be unthreatening to White people! Like a white Eddie Murphy or a Spike Lee with a Lobotomy! Fitting in is probably one of America’s most cherished states of being, and fear would surely come to Mr. Obama as he traversed these lush but Pale faces that surrounded him in every waking Black breath!
Hero Rating: 5.0 out of 10 - White People are Terrifying!
McCain: Mr. McCain is a Veteran and has been tortured! We must always return to Mr. McCain’s torture not only because our own Government tortures others as well, but because torture isn’t actually much understood. It does bring the jackets out for a moment or two, yet it is a sad ‘religious’ moment, and it usually denotes decay in the ’soul’ area and the intelligence region as well. Mr. McCain is surely stronger in some way for having made it out of the Nam alive!
Hero Rating: 4.5 out of 10 - Escaped Torture and Charlie!
3. The hero does nothing small.
Obama and McCain: These two men are doing something pretty darn big! Running for the Rootin’ Tootin’ national lottery! To get to be popular enough to sit back and do nothing over at the White House and get remembered for it is sure what Hero making is all about!
McCain to his credit is for War. He wants it but doesn’t yet want it bigger, unfortunately. He isn’t seeing the World as it truly is because the World is still waiting for the next tragedy to show us our True Stripes! Still Mr. McCain isn’t a Democrat!
Unfortunately for Mr. Obama, he doesn’t want war. He thinks like a woman, in that everyone is equal and happy and getting along… just surviving mostly is the wonder world of the present day Democrat. In a world and nation where the woman is the man and the man the woman we would have such weakness!
In this 3 spot there is trouble but we must score a tie for Mr. Obama and Mr. McCain! They are doing something Big! Trying to run and win it! Still they aren’t Hitler or something so they will generally fall along the lines of ‘in a Big position… but in a weak place’, their own casual indifference will surely win the day!
Hero Rating for Both: 2.0 out of 10 - Big Dreams… little action! Stay The Course!
4. The hero loves women of all kinds: Blondes, brunettes, redheads, dominatrices, strippers, hookers…
Obama: Mr. Obama has surely slept with quite a few white women! Make no mistake! Of course, now that he is known by the whole world, and runnin’ for it, that means, suddenly that his own wife is like the end woman for him! He’s gotta play by the rules, unlike Ambassador Clinton of the last democratic tragedy! Funny thing about the Democrats, and they do go on about their religion these days, is that they don’t fall with War but in bed… with their various whores and such! Mr. Obama as a black man surely learned of the dangers of the White Woman! !
Hero Rating: 7.0 out of 10 - McCain survived torture from Charlie but Mr. Obama survived the White American Christian Woman… hard to decide which man went through more!
McCain: Mr. McCain being a Republican probably didn’t sleep with all that many cool chicks. His wife is attractive though, so you assume that she felt sorry for him and married him for that reason! McCain isn’t bad looking at all.. he and Mr. Obama are really pretty attractive for straight guys! Still the chicks may have somehow been impressed by Mr. McCain, since he does keep his secrets rather well! He likely won’t give any details.
Hero Rating: 6.0 out of 10 - He’s sure to have a soft spot for the chicks is all I’ll say!
5. The hero fights dirty and looks ugly.
Obama: He’s Black okay, enough said, Move On, right?
WRONG!
Never stop admitting that Mr. Obama is black. We are getting the ‘Nice’ Barack Obama so far, the Black Barack Obama hasn’t shown up yet.
The fact is that we may not actually see Mr. Obama until and if he becomes our next President! He just may have to play the White Card all the way there! Mr. Obama will seem like night for day if and when he enters the White House. You won’t recognize who you voted for, believe me! He’ll change very much!
Hero Rating: 3.0 out of 10 - He is surely a dirty fighter! What President isn’t? And how Ugly is anyone’s guess! But as stated we will likely have to wait until the true gloves come off!
McCain: Well he hasn’t really gone after Mr. Obama yet! He’s as racist as the next white guy… meaning that in these days of lies, ignorance and general stupidity, Mr. McCain’s ‘acting’ good and friendly, still he would love to ‘pop a Nigger!’ Make no mistake, McCain isn’t a friend to the Black man or woman!
Hero Rating: 7.5 out of 10 - McCain is surely in the trouble spot with his ‘home brew’. White Christians are an angry lot these days. See how they run though! And McCain is liable to run with them! He gets credit on the Hero Rating though for just going through it!
6. The hero has a reason, but he doesn’t need therapy.
McCain: Johnny is as stable as can be. He’s been tortured, don’t forget and somehow he can still read. McCain has never been troubled enough, is all. He didn’t go nuts for real or learn any new tidbits about actual Death or anything. Those things don’t just show up but McCain is as you see him one staunch Mother Fuck, but still, at least he’s for War… Maybe after a real War he might need some real therapy or someone else to actually push the actual button that will need pressing!
Hero Rating: 2.5 out of 10 - McCain, good handwriting and careful reader.
Obama: Did I mention that he’s Black?
He must have done some drugs somewhere? In fact he admitted to smoking grass, if I remember. He is surely ‘into’ some areas that would give one pause. Still at 40 something he is very young yet!
He’ll get old and tired soon enough, but oh, what a surprise he will be with all that White Energy infusing his Kunta Kinte Spirit!
He’ll have to make heads or tails of the White Religion that is spewed upon his dark and gamey soul! He’s bound to get much nuttier than McCain would in the Big Ole Chair in these Stars and Bars! He’ll know the true power of victory then, and what a powerful Black Man he will be!
Not even say, a Martin Luther (King) would be able to staunch that Flow!
No doubt that Barack Obama will go through it even if he doesn’t make it to ‘The Chair’. Mr. McCain is surely well versed in his ‘majority’ of like minded numbsculls, The White American Man, a Wealthy Majority that Votes!
But Mr. Obama doesn’t have a white man to turn to, like McCain does, except for his leader on the cross (”the sad sailor”) who has been certified as White long ago and apparently floats on water!
Mr. Obama has only the Black American Man to hold onto, and they aren’t actually that way! They’d rather cap a Nigga as well! So Mr. Obama will go nuts, but not so you’d notice at first.
Hero Rating: 8.0 out of 10 - A mind is a terrible thing to waste! Mr. Obama get’s our sympathy here!
7. The hero is chivalrous. But he doesn’t talk about it.
Obama: Mr. Obama is surely a gentleman. A good guy as well! I’m sure that I could say hello without him trying to murder me! Or at least I’d hope so, I’ve met both Violent White Men and Violent Black Men and both are pretty horrific!
Still I’m sure that Mr. Obama will ‘talk about it’, he is someone who will surely want the ‘credit’ for his doings! And we can’t blame him too much since he is indeed “special”, and don’t forget that he is Black, so there is that factor as well!
Hero Rating: 0.1 - Mr. Obama is not likely to be troubled about this particular Hero area.
McCain: Mr. McCain will find this important. He’ll surely not talk too much about what a wonder to the world that he is. White guys who control, what they think of as The World, are all alike. They aren’t Hitler, after all, and I won’t insult Hitler by comparing him to these characters!
But McCain however, will want to talk about his victories and ‘nice guy’ ways but will save such stories generally for the wife in bed upon those tender moments when the world is shootin’ it’s blanks at such a luminary!
Hero Rating: 0.1 - Mr. McCain will ‘want’ to talk about it! When he shouldn’t. It’s like that old proverb about lusting for a chick that is not your own but wanting her just the same… a sin without the actual act. How’s that for Judgment!
8. The hero is the ultimate romantic.
McCain: Mr. McCain doesn’t look like he’s trying to romance us yet. He isn’t Kennedy after all, is probably the usual refrain and thoughts of American Voters!
Jack did have Romance!
Still it’s a shame that America doesn’t like surprises anymore, it’s the usual then for Our Nation that manages to get its jolly’s from canned laughter and poorly written Scripts from politicians about ‘togetherness’!
And what happened to ‘Senator Hot Head’ a comment that everyone found amusing in the old days about Mr. McCain?
Angry isn’t anything good to Americans who hated John Dean last time out because he showed some! No! Anger is for the likes of The Hulk of Comic Book Fame. Not to be seated in my fancy White House chair!
Still McCain doesn’t seem to have a problem with not being lovey dovey towards everyone. Sure he loves basking in the glow and warmth of his fellow Americans, he deserves this, when he’s managed, somehow to push all the right buttons all his life!
But I doubt that we’ll be seeing much Love raining down on Mr. McCain or Us, as his so called ‘people’. With gas being somewhere in the Vicinity of $7.00 a gallon, the love won’t be arriving anytime soon!
Hero Rating: 2.0 - Mr. McCain isn’t Senator Hot Head for Nothing!
Obama: Mr. Obama is surely right in his element with this particular Hero question!
He’s a real Smooth Worker!
A tight ship of romance is surely very much a part of the Slick and Sassy man that Mother Obama envisioned for her ‘Fish Out of Water Boy!
And Obama has delivered, Mammy!
Even white chicks will find Mr. Obama attractive if he places his rubber cakes in the ‘Big Chair’. Surely each night after the ‘Hearth’ speech and hushed tones of an Obama Presidency, white chicks will surely be turned on by the Black Man in such a powerful position.
Hero Rating: 6.0 - Mr. Obama is surely ahead on this one! He’s still young enough to remember what sex is and unlike Mr. McCain doesn’t yet need a Respirator or a Cancer Check!
9. The hero is hated and misunderstood.
McCain: Yes, very true, a Hero would be much misunderstood and rather unknown, especially in these days where there is a television in each and every home!
Mr. McCain is surely hated but not for real or anything! Remember he’s still has a bevy of ‘good will’ built up, and did I mention that he was Tortured by Commie’s!
So right there you can’t seemingly Hate Mr. McCain like you’d want to. Still I’m certain that Black Men, say, would love to hate a White man more. And besides it’s acceptable!
But Mr. McCain is too much like your old Grandpappy, you wouldn’t want to CAP THAT TOON, since he is now Old and been through too much! No McCain isn’t Hated like say, The Anti-Christ or Hitler!
Unfortunately for McCain, he’s just too nice!
Hero Rating: 4.0 - Mr. McCain would ‘like to think’ that there is a Hate of some sort for him! But the sad fact is that Mr. McCain is not Hated much!
Obama: Mr. Obama is seemingly loved by quite a few. The Hate Scale is probably not at the Religious levels as of yet.
Don’t forget that Mr. Obama is doing some heavy ‘reorganizing’ of himself. He doesn’t want anyone to think about say, Islam when thinking about him! And he’s left his church!
Still, make no mistake, he’ll say, do, and be anything, that you need, and or want him to be, to sit in that White House Chair!
Did I mention that Mr. Obama is Black?
Hero Rating: 1.0 - As A Black Man he’s Hated for sure! Still… he’s liable to be ‘playing’ White on us in this area!
10. The hero believes in good and evil.
Obama: Believing in something isn’t the same as knowing something. Still Mr. Obama is surely one who will have seen ’some shit go down’. Not only now but surely in the future.
With his visage displayed in ever creative areas one begins to realize that Mr. Obama is on a Road to Ruin!
But isn’t everyone?
Yes, of course, still, Mr. Obama is likely to grow into someone rather interesting in the future!
Hero Rating: 5.5 - Mr. Obama is clearly good, Evil is only something that will vex him.
McCain: Mr. McCain is surely one who ‘thinks’ he knows something of Evil. I mean actual Evil… which is something very different than Humanities ‘ups and downs’.
So we aren’t speaking actual Evil for the most part anyway.
Hero Rating: 6.0 - Mr. McCain and white guys like him think alike and that ‘White White Wave Thought’ can propel just by opinion alone. Truth isn’t important to these anymore! But for craftiness you’d have surely have to give this coin toss to McCain!
So there you have it! The score isn’t that different from Mr. Obama To Mr. McCain! Add up those Scores People!
I don’t see a clear winner here either! I’ll just wait for you all to Vote again… but then again I knew last time who you were going to pick!
Both of these men are interesting to be sure, but as leaders of men and women they needn’t have a Hero Bone in their bodies.
My general impression of both is that they are ‘good enough’ for now…
I don’t think that either should be in the White House more than 4 years however.
I do believe that Americans may get much tougher in the future upon who stays ‘longer’ in the Big Seat. And after the last 16 years well you get the picture!
Let me end this with a little Joke… there was this Nigger, this Old Geezer and this Cunt, they walk into this bar and… well…. you get the Picture!
