um..try not to look mean and scary. If you look like you are growling at the camera, I don't want to talk to you. I'm afraid of you. I mean really is that the look you are going for...what you think you look tough. Tough men are lonely men. They get to sit at home alone typing on their computers late at night (umm...like me - oh forget that last part).
Well movies prove otherwise, all tough good guys in movies get the girl at the end.
No topless photos - shirtless, whatever ~ you know what I mean. I don't care how buff you are. I don't care how cool your tatt is. If you have a photo with no shirt, it's a no go. Okay unless you are my fave flickr crush in which case, please more photos with your shirt off! Okay, I guess you can forget that one too.
OK, so what you are saying is if you are ugly don't take off the shirt?
Hey what's with the group photos? I don't know which one is you. Duh...
Maybe it's a 2 for 1 sale. Buy 1 get the rest free. Didnt your mama ever teach you to share.
Please, no peace signs, gang signs and definately don't flip the camera off. If you don't know what to do with your hands when someone takes your picture sit on them. Really, I'm serious.
You know, I have met many women who claim men don't know how to use their hands. We can't win for losing.
Lose the baseball cap and sunglasses. I can't even tell what you look like.
Yea, I bet you wont say that to Derek Jeter. LOL
If anyone might possibly think that it's a mugshot...reconsider before posting.
All my drivers license photos look like mugshots, but then they are taken by offices related to the police. You know, one gives you the right to drive, the other pulls you over for abusing that right.
Dude, seriously?! You look like Dr. Phil. If anyone ever tells you you look like Dr. Phil you might want to consider a makeover ...and I'm going to change my previous statement and say do go for the sunglasses and baseball cap.
I bet there are plenty of women who find Dr Phil sexy. Not that his money does not help.
Omigosh are you holding a puppy?!? That is so sweet! I'm being serious. Not sarcastic at all. If you have a puppy, use it. If you don't borrow someone's.
Puppies and guys don't go together, what do you want, a man or a sissy? Hell pitbulls are famous because even as puppies they look like adult dogs.
I think you are asking for too much. I am not a firm believer in looking for our other half from photos and short profiles. But, to each his own.
