Jenna, you ain't nothing but a slut. But Joe Hornberry, male pornstar, you are the man. Sure, some may call it hypocrisy. Others may even say that it is chauvinistic. But it's a fact of life, so let's all get used to it. A woman who has multiple partners is a slut and her male counterpart, is the man. How come there are never any "E true hollywood stories" about Joe? Why is it that on camera, he is a stud who has multiple women falling all over her and letting him...well, you know, do his thing to them. Not only does he do his thing, he gets paid for it. Give me a break. You can't tell me that if you weren't a reasonably good looking fella and had no job and shit else to do, that you wouldn't become a pornstar. Damn. Don't men usually have to shell out cash to get any booty. At least here in NYC if you don't spend at least (bare minimum) 50 bucks on a girl, your chances are pretty shitty.

HCB42T: tell me Joe, why are you a pornstar

Joe: See that chick over there? I banged her for 10 G's. Too bad I blew all of that on...well (sniff) let's just say i blew it all. ha ha.

HCB42T: Right. So, tell me Joe. What do you get out of being a pornstar

Joe: See that chick over there? I banged her for 10...

I think we all get the point. Gentlemen, let's face it. We would all be pornstars if it weren't for our damned mothers.