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Why Does She Get All the Stalkers?

March 1, 2008 12:04:33 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

I see LW has another JU stalker.  This one is going by the name Kurthy.

I understand people with strong opinions get haters on their blog.  But it seems to me LW attracts more than her fair share.

I've decided.....

 

I WANT A STALKER!

 

Think about it.  If you haven't been blog stalked, does that mean you're too boring?  Too vanilla to even be tasted?  That you aren't worth someone setting up an account, thinking of pithy and sometimes totally retarded put downs?  You aren't interesting enough for someone with no life to follow, even in words?

 

Hmmmmm.

 

I dunno.

 

But I think this Stalker is Jennifer1.  The crazy tastes the same to me.

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Reply #1 March 1, 2008 12:05:42 PM
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I'll stalk you Tova! HAHAHA.
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Reply #2 March 1, 2008 12:07:02 PM
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Are you worth stalking?

 

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Reply #3 March 1, 2008 12:08:12 PM
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I'll stalk you Tova! HAHAHA

OOO Ss-cc-aa-rry!

hahaha

I don't *really* want to be stalked.  But its kinda funny how extreme nut cases seem to find LW and cling to her.

Wait a second.....

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Reply #4 March 1, 2008 12:15:24 PM
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Hey tova, go get an aids test - how was that?  I'm trying to learn the stalker lingo so you can feel special.  lol

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Reply #5 March 1, 2008 12:17:57 PM
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I know, I strike fear into the hearts of bloggers worldwide. Haha.

LW definitely gets a lot of attention from "anons". I have had a few people stop in now and again and just rip me a new asshole out of the blue, but they usually limit it to whatever thread they took umbrage at.

LW has a weird sort of dark charisma. Haha. She invokes strong feelings and for some reason attracts crazies. Generally, anyone who knows LW wants to please her and be her friend. Lots of sucking up. She has that affect on people. In the same turn, the few people who DON'T feel that way about her tend to just hate her freaking guts. Obsessively so.



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Reply #6 March 1, 2008 12:29:54 PM
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LOL.

"use your personality as a natural contraceptive"...HAHAHAHA.

Oh, and we get snow in Texas, jackmunch.
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Reply #7 March 1, 2008 1:03:14 PM
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Kurthy, I'm the Hawaiian grim reaper and I'm here for your soul. HAHAHAHAHAA.
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Reply #8 March 1, 2008 1:06:29 PM
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LOL, are you offering Tova some Dick?
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Reply #9 March 1, 2008 1:12:34 PM
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Aww, where did our friend go?
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Reply #10 March 1, 2008 1:22:12 PM
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Hmm, Kurthy, you're Hawaiian, eh? I'm now picturing you as a 400 lb wife-beater wearing thrift store clothes, driving a truck you can't possibly afford, but living in a run down shack with your tutu, your wife, a second cousin, and your 12 filthy children (and the boys have bleach blonde hair, nice). How's the SPAM taste, cuz? You know cramming that many people into such unsanitary conditions is just asking for an outbreak of disease in your unvaccinated kids. Not to mention the fire hazard.

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Reply #11 March 1, 2008 1:25:10 PM
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Entertaining.
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Reply #12 March 1, 2008 1:48:52 PM
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Oy?  Got ourselves a troll do we?

Well, I reckon we can play with it until Brad "sends it to a nice farm in the countryside."

~Zoo

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Reply #13 March 1, 2008 1:53:50 PM
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Haha, kurthy. Haoles can be so mean sometimes, eh?
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Reply #14 March 1, 2008 2:38:59 PM
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Don't feed the troll. Okay go ahead, just bite back hard. lol.

Sure you do, judging by your mugshot, you must be snow white, queen of the stud riding fest.


Kurthy, I would assume that you know all about mugshots. Why don't you post yours so we can all look at it and feel better if we're having a bad day?

I'll have you know that Miss Tex is a hotty. I know because I met her in IRL. Your jealously of her flawless complexion is completely understandable.

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Reply #15 March 1, 2008 2:42:45 PM
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Are you worth stalking?

OF course!

I might even make the stalkers heart beat at least 55 BPM!

Can you stand it?

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Reply #16 March 1, 2008 2:43:57 PM
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Hey tova, go get an aids test - how was that?

hahaha

It's pretty scary if I only knew what it means.

If you stalk me, can you send a dictionary with the threats please?

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Reply #17 March 1, 2008 2:45:28 PM
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hmmmmmmm maybe she's my son???? 

 

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Reply #18 March 1, 2008 2:46:43 PM
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Tova - youre alot like me - you tend to use your personality as a nautural contraceptive.

You are good!  Got me all figured out.  The only reason I have two kids is thanks to Jack and Daniels.

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Reply #19 March 1, 2008 2:49:06 PM
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hell if I know. Want me to inquire upstairs?

I just have a feeling some day I will read in the paper...LW kills stalker.

Of course they won't mention you invited the stalker to your house with bribes of dicks and moans...

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Reply #20 March 1, 2008 2:51:43 PM
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I am Hawaiian, Texas, so I have a genetic advantage over you, sorry, Hoale Wahine.

Genetic advantage?  Well when its not an intellectual advantage I guess you go with what's left.

This...this is bullshit. Its like 5 against one here. And you all sound like ...old gals.

hahaha.  Well we do tend to stick together when a new wanker comes on trying to be all well, whatcha trying to be exactly?

 

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Reply #21 March 1, 2008 2:53:09 PM
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Hmm, Kurthy, you're Hawaiian, eh? I'm now picturing you as a 400 lb wife-beater wearing thrift store clothes, driving a truck you can't possibly afford, but living in a run down shack with your tutu, your wife, a second cousin, and your 12 filthy children (and the boys have bleach blonde hair, nice). How's the SPAM taste, cuz? You know cramming that many people into such unsanitary conditions is just asking for an outbreak of disease in your unvaccinated kids. Not to mention the fire hazard.

Like I said....INTELLIGENT!

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Reply #22 March 1, 2008 2:55:23 PM
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hmmmmmmm maybe she's my son????

WHAT?  Are you going on the record with that?

Enquiring minds want to know....

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Reply #23 March 1, 2008 4:23:55 PM
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Tova,

YOu have one problem with being stalked. Anyone stalking you would read your stuff. ANd if they had the brains to try to stalk you, then they would also have enough sense not to! YOu dont talk Bad Ass. You WALK bad ass!
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Reply #24 March 1, 2008 4:35:02 PM
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How do you know kurthy is a 'she?'


Well, I'll give KFC this one, Kurthy sounds an awful lot like Kathy.


Thanks guys, this is the most fun I've had reading a blog for a while yet! Woo-hoo!!!
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Reply #25 March 1, 2008 4:37:05 PM
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Sad, you guys don't like me . suppose that upgrades me from 'stalker' to 'asshole'. gonna flip a coin to see which is better. If being American was an option and a coin had 3 sides, guess I would have 3 faces to choose from, like all your presidential candidates thus far have. Hmm tough choice, wish Kevin Cosgrove was alive to say at what bearing it should, since it points to all in your proud land of Jackassess... note the cover my my DVD sports your star spangled banner


Sorry for the double post, can't edit today.


Okay, um...that...didn't...make...ANY SENSE. At all. Yeah, I'm trying, but I can't seem to make 'heads or tails' of it.

hahahaha get it? Heads or tails? I'm so 'punny'!!!
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