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How to Waste a G part 1

One man's folly . . .

July 14, 2004 7:25:10 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
In case you are not . . .the quickest. I am black. And as such I like chrome rims on cars. Big, fucking shiny, chrome rims. Patterned rims. Colored rims. Rims that light up. And I do not care what kind of car they're on either. Some people think only nice cars should have nice rims. I say fuck that. I'll accept chrome on any car. New or old. Big or small. With the exception of course being my cars.
Huh!? You got it, only a real pipe head would pay over $1000 dollars to lower the performance of their own car. These people are retarded and the rims are like big old neon signs reading: WARNING: SILLY ASS NARCISSIST ON BOARD.
SAN: But, ND I just like the chrome rims. I think they look cool.
And I think tits look cool, but I do not need a pear on my hairy body. Besides which you can't even see them when you are driving the car so what's the point? I'll tell you what! To give ND amusement at red lights and in parking lots like so many small town hookers, that’s what. So, do I like the damn things or not? Yes, because they provide me the opportunity to play two of my favorite games: 1) "Look at the Shiny Thing" 2) "Judge the Stranger"

P.S. I say with no irony that fried chicken is delicious and I am going to eat some now.



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Reply #1 July 14, 2004 7:31:22 PM
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Heh. What have seen here many times are cars that have rims worth more than the rest of the vehicle. I always get a chuckle out of that. The tricked out Geo Metro I saw recently was a nice little moment in my day.
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Reply #2 July 14, 2004 7:41:16 PM
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I am black. And as such I like chrome rims on cars

I think the NAACP might sue you for letting out this trade secret. (the white guys (like me) are not supposed to know)

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Reply #3 July 14, 2004 7:48:17 PM
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People that blow a grand for rims on a shit car are the plankton that feed our economy. Gotta have 'em!
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Reply #4 July 14, 2004 8:25:05 PM
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The overall tone of the article is amusing, and mildly "in your face." I like both of those attributes.

4/4 sweet rims (No, that's not a gay reference, dammit.)

Additionally: Are you *trying* to be a caricature of Cat? I mean, shit. Tits, food, and shiny things. Crazy coincidence? Or separated at birth? Link Link Link
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Reply #5 July 14, 2004 8:27:07 PM
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My point exactly, Joe. Besides, it isn't as if I havn't partook in my own little bouts of consumer dronery. In fact, I think i smell a blog topic.
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Reply #6 July 14, 2004 10:50:26 PM
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I am with you 100% on the fried chicken thing, ND.
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Reply #7 July 15, 2004 12:03:26 AM
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Tell you what ND you are beginning to become my favorite blogger on this site....keep up the good work!
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Reply #8 July 16, 2004 9:27:41 AM
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OMG, your two funnest games are my funnest too!!
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Reply #9 July 16, 2004 9:35:26 AM
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Ah! Deployed soldier alert!

Ladies and gentlemen, SGT Talisein! SGT Talisein, everybody!
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