More evil than Christopher Lee,
From these vampires your pants fill with pee,
It's Darker and Starker than books by Clive Barker,
no Bruce Campbell, but produced by Rai-mi.
The lines were all stark and quite keen,
And the characters suitably mean,
But they still fell down dead,
When you chopped off their heads,
Like a Baldwin or perhaps Charlie Sheen.
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Sweet clean ride Fender,
Don't have eight hundred dollars,
Crap crap crap crap s**t.
