I am poor and need the democrats to help me

Mrs. Clinton wants the government to help pay my mortgage because I am poor and made a bad decision with my finances,
Mr. Edwards wants to use government money to pay for me to live above the poverty line.

I really need help, my computer is almost a year old and I can’t afford a new one. I can’t afford an Iphone and I am so poor I have to make payments on my car because I don’t make enough money to buy one for cash. My kids have been forced and humiliated having used Ipods instead of new and one of my kids has to use public transportation to go to school because he can’t afford a car. We are the working poor and need help. A hand up so to speak, the mean old republicans have neglected us for the last 7 years. I don’t want to lose my home and car I just need a little help so I can live at the normal standard of living like the Clintons do. My Bentley payments are going to be past due in another month, I mean gosh I am not asking for a Roles Royce just a simple Bentley to get to and from work.

It is so rough that when we took the month of August off to go to New Orleans I could not afford a house sitter I had to have one of my kid come over and feed the cats and check on the house and the kid didn’t even clean the pool properly. I was so embarrassed because I can’t afford a pool man to keep it clean for me and I have to cut my own lawn.

My Rolex is second hand and my wife is so ashamed she is thinking of gong back to the Philippines where she was born because it is cheaper to live there than here.

We need the democrats to come in and save us from this. Sure when Mr. Clinton was in office I lost my home, my job and for a while had to live with my extended family, and under the mean old republicans I have my own business, and home again, the car is almost paid for but I still need help on that. If I could just get the government to help me pay off the Bentley and let me get a new Rolex so the people at the country club won’t whisper behind my back about the poor blacks they have to let in for affirmative action. If this economy keeps up like this my wife won’t have to wear Prada any more she can wear classy clothes. I can’t afford a plasma TV So I had to buy a projection TV that turns my wall into a 15 x 22 foot screen.
I try and try but I just can’t seem to make enough money to get into the middle class. Elect democrats so we can all have enough to survive on like the Edwards and Clintons.