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mignuna

Join Date 01/2004

google does it doggie style

shame on you, google. shame. shame. shame. ;)

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i recently read an article stating that one may judge one's blog on the "type" of "referrals" one gets.

i had been given to idly wondering why my article about my husbands' dog (that at the time sunk like a stone and should have) was the consistent front runner in my "top articles" list.

i now understand that my error was my, ahem, insertion of the phrase "decades of indiscriminate dog sex" to describe the reason why our dog was such an unidentifiable "breed".

instead of the resulting fellow animals lovers (eww, not THAT kind of lover) that i had hoped to incite pleasant social intercourse with ...

... I NOW HAVE A BLOG FULL OF NASTY, PERVY, SCARY LITTLE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET DOWN WITH THEIR HOUND !

eww. dirty.

i wonder how angry they get when they come in here expecting to hear that i play funky with fido and they cop a face full of feminazi blah instead !. hah !

(but it may explain the reason that i have received the odd, err, interesting email of late).

... oh ... i just thought of something. if i publish THIS article, that means I SAID IT AGAIN !. that means i will never get that stupid article off my top articles list.

i might as well make that my whole blog.

mignuna. the dog sex lady.

she wrote lots of stuff, but this one thing about dog sex ... woo hoo

i have considered deleting it. of course i have. but then the google-spawned poochy pals may not get the chance to be exposed to a potential cure via my article on how to love your dog ...

... just not THAT way, please kiddies, hmm ?

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jeeez,

find a sense of humour, marco

or at least a forum where you can avoid such distasteful behaviour

*mutters about "real-life" friends cramping "style" on ju*

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Referals bring up certain out of the ordinary searches, looking through some of mine I found a referal for "soulless eternity", "people who think they are better than you", and "dutch siding". I must admit that they aren't as extreme as your referals mignuna but I seem to attract searches for conceited people looking for a soulless eternity so they could build a windmill with dutch siding... strange

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psychx ... this could be your true calling ....

move to holland and form a cult in a giant windmill (constructed entirely from siding by your army of "devoted yet easily-manipulated-by-their-false-ego" conceited followers) to form a spiritually devoid new world ?

oh, wait. that's already been done, hasn't it ?

i wonder if anyone could give me a similar career suggestion based on the following "top 10" of my absolute favourite referrals from my blog ?

1. "sex with dead people" 2. "girls getting turd on" 3. "lesbians using turkey basters" 4. "old woman sex" 5. "has a huge penis" 6. "where's my whore" 7. "crying whilst masturbating" 8. "pervert forums" 9. "nasty women", and, my personal favourite, 10. "pervert - literary"

and that's just the first page

career advice, anyone ?

mig XX

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I can't believe no-one pointed out that talking about "incite pleasant social intercourse with ..." doesn''t help your cause much either.

>>1. "sex with dead people" 2. "girls getting turd on" 3. "lesbians using turkey basters" 4. "old woman sex" 5. "has a huge
>>penis" 6. "where's my whore" 7. "crying whilst masturbating" 8. "pervert forums" 9. "nasty women"
>>, and, my personal favourite, 10. "pervert - literary"

And I thouight all the people coming to my blog in search of penis size information was bad. It's all that risque poetry of yours, Mig. It's enough to wake a dead "horse."

>>move to holland and form a cult in a giant windmill (constructed entirely from siding by your army of "devoted yet
>>easily-manipulated-by-their-false-ego" conceited followers) to form a spiritually devoid new world ?

Hey, that sounds like fun. Can I change my answer about what I would do if dying soon?

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awww, come on, smartaz ... no fair !

*throws up hands*

"incite pleasant social intercourse with" = "begin a nice discussion" NOT "*get a bit on social basis with". grrrr !

as for my (did you say risque) poetry being enough to wake a dead horse ... do you think that might be the same horse that people keep looking for in my blog to umm, (see * above) ?

and moving to holland may not be a bad idea. as long as you keep an eye on (leader and cult hero) psychx. it's always those clever, quiet boys you have to be wary of

mig XX

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kingbee

Join Date 04/2004

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blogging a dead horse? whatta pervetrinarily neighsty vision that one conjures up.

as to the career suggestions, im gonna have to recuse myself on the basis of a conflict of interest. (several are so interesting im partially conflicted now. what are you wearing btw?)

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1. "sex with dead people" 2. "girls getting turd on" 3. "lesbians using turkey basters" 4. "old woman sex" 5. "has a huge penis" 6. "where's my whore" 7. "crying whilst masturbating" 8. "pervert forums" 9. "nasty women", and, my personal favourite, 10. "pervert - literary"

lol wow, that is one crazy list. I'm speechless, who cries while masturbating? Anyone can find anything on the internet, it's amazing. As far as being a leader to this windmill society I would have to hang a bunch of mirrors for the egoists which would drive the cost high up. What if they called me something like their great windy leader (I know I am leaving myself open)?... (shudder)

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kingbee. at the time, my answer may have been different. but, it is now lunchtime here, and the truth was "track bottoms, slippers and my pyjama top". lmao ... but keep thinking about that career ... you seem to be good at finding amusing ways to say really disgusting things ... and you've probably also got a few, ahem, interesting sexual habits ... i know ! ... of course, run for president. why didn't we think of that before ?

and phychx, i found one. my friend jesse left a comment on something i wrote called "spank bank". (because it was dedicated to him). he said: "crying whilst masturbating = the best 3 minutes of therapy a man can have". i am trying to convince him to move his blog to ju, and i'm sure he'll be thrilled to have his reputation preceed him in this way.

as for your career choice ... hmm ... i see your point. i had a quick stab at alternatives ... "he who makes the wind" ... "your windiness".

you're right. you'd better go back to your referrals. or else you could be a "cabinet" minister for kingbee ?

mig XX

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Great, now this article is also in your top 5. See what you've done?

A couple more and you can run for "Naughtiest Top-Articles List." I think you like teasing the misguided Google-pervs.

>>"he who makes the wind" ... "your windiness"
"Our Master, Who Really Blows"?

>>"track bottoms, slippers and my pyjama top"

Yeah, baby, yeah!

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>>"he who makes the wind" ... "your windiness""Our Master, Who Really Blows"?>>"track bottoms, slippers and my pyjama top"Yeah, baby, yeah!

smartaz, if we include that comment, we can add the fetishists for grandmas with gas ... or some type of new phone-sex hotline for lusty housewives ... "what are you doing now, love? ... "er, the ironing, lover, in me trackies, actually"

niiiice

mig XX

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