I have decided to run for governor of California.
If elected this is what I am going to do.
First if you want to come live in California from any where on earth
or the universe, just send us the government of California a post card and tell us you're coming.
You will be a citizen automatically when we receive your card.
Once you are a citizen of California this is what you will receive.
Free travel to California, cradle to grave medical care on us.
A brand new Tesla , free charging for life and a five thousand square foot house
anywhere in California you like with free utilities,sewer,water,TV cable,phone and Internet.
You will also receive an allowance of $6000.00 per month for food and clothing.
You will receive 365 days paid vacation per year and 365 paid days sick leave.
You will receive $10000.00 per month allowance for discretionary spending,
and more that I don't have time to list here.
Now the easy part, how to pay for it.
We will send the whole bill to Elon Musk,Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg and they can figure it out.
Remember to vote for Iben.