Bob's housekeeper Anna asked Bob's wife Joan for a raise. Joan asked Anna, why she thought deserved a raise. Anna answered, “Because I am a better housekeeper then you”.
Joan, agitated, asked Anna “What makes you think you are a better housekeeper then me?”, Anna replied, “Your husband said so.”
Oh really?” Joan replied. “Also I am a better cook than you.” Joan is now really pissed, “What makes you think you’re a better cook than me?”, “Your husband said so,” replied Anna.
Joan was beyond furious and about ready to throw Anna out of her home. “And one more thing,” Anna added, “I am better in bed than you are”.
Joan was totally shocked. “My husband said that?!!!”.
Anna replied, “No, your personal trainer did."
Anna got the raise.