You badmouthed an omniscient and omnipresent being who can somehow tell all the nice kids in the world apart and deliver presents to them in one day. He probably hexed you.
Hex me, would he? Next year, then, I'm gonna line the chimney with itching powder and electrified barbed wire.
I'm a good boy....I drink Coke....so he ain't got issues with me....
That's because he hasn't yet worked out that Paul and Jafo are one in the same person. Jafo's the coke drinker who gets stuff from Santa, and Paul is the wine drinking, Coopers drinking pisspot... who gets eff all from Santa, not even socks and a hanky.