Perhaps you should blog about me dear boy. I am the most charismatic man in the world. |
Back before you decided to leave JU, I had three SPM related articles in mind. I wonder if I can recall what they were?
I plan to release an exclusive trailer soon on www.sirpetermaxwell.com showcasing my amazing televisual debut. |
Even if I have to travel to the library and shove a peasant from in front of his hamster-powered public terminal, I shall be sure to see it.
scared me for a second cuz when i read the title, i thought maybe it had somethin to do with 'brokeback mountain'. |
Great. Now I'm going to get all those tipsy Marlboro Man rejects drunk googling for musky man-love action.
I wrote a first draft for another article earlier tonight. Problem No. 1: How many bloggers are writing multiple drafts of articles? Arrrgh!
I don't know how people type directly into the form, press send, and are done with it.
Don't you people know anything less than 30 drafts is a sign of pure shiftless indifference!!!!!
(Okay, I'm mocking myself.)
'hey, there's gene nash!' or something very similar. amazingly the same thing once happened to me. |
That's okay, my entourage would have kept you at a respectful distance anyway. (Disclaimer for those who don't "get" me: That's a joke, folks.)
I honestly don't know why or how I still get recognized at this point. It's been at least 10 years since I've done anything of significance. And it's not like I was ever
that well known even then.
And to think, I squandered it all....