I used to love doing these in school.
1)Extreme golf.
5 men covered in strips of bacon given each a ball and a putter ....700 weiner dogs. Whoever plays through and still has bacon wins. (Golf really isn't about points, anyway, is it?)
2)Survivor: Manhattan
8 people all with a body mass index of 40. No public transportation can be used. All places that they can eat at are at least on the 3rd floor. No cake for 3 weeks. No McDonald's allowed. They each only have $200 for food for the 3 weeks. The one who ends up with the highest BMI wins.
3)A true "Reality show"
On this episode of "Extreme Smiths" we join Bob Smith and his family is an intense battle over the remote. In a keen, strategic move, Joan Smith distracts Bob by telling him that she thought she heard the pizza guy at the door. She gains control over the remote, but can it last?
4)Broadway shows that Monty Python might make
"Annie get your rabid weasel" The story tells the true story of Annie OhWhatWasSheThinking, an illiterate accountant with a knack for catching rabid weasels. She decides to join Blind Bill's traveling Wild Weasel Show, then falls in love with Frank ButWhatWereYouThinking, the beloved weasel trainer. Unfortunately, after 15 silly songs, a giant dancing shrubbery, and sleeping parrot, all were eaten by the weasels.
