Top 10 reasons why new years sucks:
10. Price of beer doubles on this night only
9. Have to play cloak and dagger with the cops (DUI not fun)
8. I live in Wisconsin
7. I can't dance
6. Hangover
5. Line in the shitter to take a piss
4. Buying drinks for married chicks because you're too drunk to realize it
3. If you're the only single person in your group, odds are you make out with yourself at midnight
2. The house band actually played a Neil Diamond song
1. Too drunk to bang the chick you've been working on all night
