Oooohhh goody! Is there a points system? 35 and you're going to Hell. 20 and you'll spend a bit of time in that in between place?

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Mum for speaking rudely to a service assistant and refusing to admit it.
2. What is your weapon of choice? biting sarcasm
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Never
4. How about of the same sex? If they hit me first.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Mum in the same argument.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who don't think things through.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I have been accused of being overly-forgiving.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Pray
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Susannah, my 2nd best mate.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? No one else cares, why should I?
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? When I can't sleep.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Tuesday morning laughter yoga.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I stayed in bed for 5 minutes

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? ice chocolate
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? N/A
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 13 drinks I reckon.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? No
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? depends on my mood.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? I'm a vego

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 3
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 5
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Heaps
4. Have you "done it"? Mmmmm
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? breasts
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? fish n chip shop
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy a house in France for Mum, keep 200,000 as a fund for her illness and put the rest towards Aboriginal cultural organisations.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? I'd rather my songs and my renditions of them were famous, without me needing to be.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? You spend too much of your life working to make it somewhere you don't want to be.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Accidentally when I was 5
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Don't have the technology

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? written a well-researched University essay on rhetorical techniques that got perfect marks.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Expressed my personality.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? help an Aboriginal community achieve a balance between ancient ways and new ways.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?No I compete against myself, not others.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes, but unenthusaistically.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I wrote answers on my pencil case...and then I didn't look at it.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Cleaned a little of my room.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I don't really. I like living within my means.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? I don't know that show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Jessica Alba is hot. But if I could be anyone it would be John Howard so I could make us not have such a conservative PM.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? only emotionally
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? This may sound arrogant, but I have wished I was uglier so I could be sure that girls like me for my personality, which often they don't.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? ability to network withpeople, pretend you think they're amazing and suck up to them. Or to be able to say I am good at something without having someone else say it first.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? My wife
2. What is your weapon of choice? Truth
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No
4. How about of the same sex? No
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My wife
6. What is your pet peeve? Questions that try to limit broad concepts to one answer.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I don't hold grudges

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Supposed to do according to whom?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I average a wake up time, with no alarm, of 7-8am
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? None
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? None. Self-honesty is closely tied in with my self preservation.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? I don't workout
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I was up at 6am today...no alarm.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Grande Triple Latte - Starbucks (not available where I am though)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Hmm. There's built-in inability to answer this since the more alcohol that is the answer, the less accurate the memory. I drank more than 99 out of 100 people can drink and still live, most likely. I blew a .027 on a DUI once. (I'm sober now, folks)
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty with occasional sweets.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? no

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? about 15
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? who knows. Same as 1 + a few
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? no...I'm good about lusting after people when they aren't looking.
4. Have you "done it"? "done it?" What is this? Fucking kindergarten?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Asses.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 3
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? I don't have one
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Invest and disappear.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Are there famous poor people?
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Probably.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yeah I pinched stuff as a kid.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? There's a guy where I work that owns what he calls "The Collective." Everytime someone new comes to the job, he gets all their CDs and adds to it. I don't have "The Collective" yet, but I'm going to. It's almost 500GB currently sporting 6000+ CDs. I go out and buy copies of artists that have any talent. The rest are just feeding on a stupid populace, so fuck them.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? None. I'm working for something currently that I will find worthy of some pride, but there's nothing worthy as of yet...to me, anyway.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? No clue
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Enlightenment
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Placement is a delusion.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? I cheated on something just to get it done. And got caught.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? None.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Huh?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? No one
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? No
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? I'd like to be a "natural" at something. Everything I do I can get a bit better than mediocre in no time, but after that it's hard work. I see some people that are instant geniuses in one small area. I'd rather be a genius in one area than a jack of all trades and master of none.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? I do not recognize these or any definitions of "sin."

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? MY BOSS
2. What is your weapon of choice? MY HANDS
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? YES, I WORK IN A JAIL, REMEMBER?
4. How about of the same sex? OH, HELL YES
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? THE WIFE, PROBABLY. NOTHING NEW THERE...
6. What is your pet peeve? PEOPLE WHO DO SOMETHING WRONG THEN ACT LIKE THEY'RE THE VICTIM
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? YEP, I TEND TO KEEP THEM UNTIL THE OFFENDER APOLOGIZES

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? EXCERSIZE
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? PROBABLY TEN A.M.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? CAN'T THINK OF A SOUL, 'CEPT MAYBE DHARMA!
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I'm too tired to exercise DITTO!
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? YUCK! NO!!!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? ON MY D.C.TRIP
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? NEVER

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? CAPPUCIONO (SPELLING?) @ STARBUCKS
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? DARK
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? PROBABLY TWENTY PLUS BEERS - OUCH!
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? NO
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? NO
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? SPICY
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? NAW...

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? A FEW...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? See above answer- DITTO
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? ALL THE TIME
4. Have you "done it"? A FEW TIMES...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? the entire package- DITTO
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?YES
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? YES

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 3
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? HARLEY SHOP
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? WALK THE EARTH LIKE A LOST PROPHET...
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? RICH
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? SURE!
6. Have you ever stolen anything?NO...WELL, YES...
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? A COUPLE

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? TWO FINE BOYS
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? TWO FINE BOYS
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? become a rock star- DITTO
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?NOT REALLY. USED TO IT I GUESS
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? NOT HARDLY
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? YES
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? BALANCED MY JAIL'S COMMISSARY ACCOUNT

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? MY BRO-IN LAWS GUITAR ABILITY
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? HELL NO
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? NO
4. Have you ever been cheated on? YES
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? UH....~YES~
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? patience-DITTO
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? it's a tie between envy and lust..... DITTO ONCE AGAIN!

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Eric....stupid ex-boyfriends trying to interfere with everything...
2. What is your weapon of choice? heinous whining/pouting/feet stomping
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I was was moved to do so; I couldn't do anything to hurt them anyways
4. How about of the same sex? Probably not; too many girls could kick my ass...
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My friend Alyssum was pissed at me because I wasn't around the weekend she decided to come visit (without asking me first)
6. What is your pet peeve? STUPIDITY!! also, misuse of the english langauge and people who make up unbelieveable lies for no reason....
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I think appologies, real forgiveness, and acceptance all come at different times. There are 2 people in my life I have never been able to forgive, but I'm working on it!

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I never get around to sweeping the floors in my apartment...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 10:00---Maybe 11, but that hasn't been in many, many years
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? The list is too long....I am absolutely terrible at keeping in regular contact with friends who live far away
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I said I couldn't go out because I was too tired...
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Are you kidding?! As a kid they were common forms of entertainment (no cable). My favorite was the RonCo food dehydrator. I used to beg my mom to get one because it was so persuasive!!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? I worked out little bits both days of the weekend, but the last good workout was on Friday...
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Michael woke me up this morning, but I usually hit it at least 3 times

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I like to shell out money on pricey water just to get the bottle, and then fill it with filtered water from home. Pathetic, I know!
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? After my last recital of my undergrad I had three long islands, and 7 shots....learned my lesson on that one!
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No, but I constantly think about it
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Definitely. Not happy at all!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I really like spicy food...but yeah, who doesn't want sweets??
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? definitely not

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? As best as I can figure, 7
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? I think about 5
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I've been known to sneak a peek every now and then
4. Have you "done it"? technically, yes, but I'm in denial and waiting for marriage
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes...definitely eyes, although strong biceps and good teeth are also a definite plus
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no, but I have been propositioned by my fair share of bisexual women...scary!!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope!

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None!! (except my debit card) I need to get on that...
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? I have lots of favorite stores, but I'm not sure which of them qualifies as my guilty pleasure. I guess maybe Bed Bath and Beyond...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Take a mission trip, and make sure my children, parents, and brother's family were financially stable.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? who would rather be famous?? Don't people just put up with the pains of fame in order to be rich? I suppose not, but that would be the ONLY reason I'd do it...
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Definitely. I'm sure I could make up for 8 hours of boring work in my offtime with mad cash!
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Not that I can recall!
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? I actually have none...but Michael has plenty for the both of us!

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I moved away from home to a place where I knew no one, and ended up making quite a good life for myself here. Finishing my bachelors and now being done with over half of my Masters work is also pretty pleasing!
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? They're happy that I've found a good man to share m,y life with. Plus, they're always excited about my new performances and stuff.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Raise a God-fearing, Christian family
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? It irks me, but I've learned to deal with it. No one ever comes out on top in the music industry. (The "serious" music industry, anyway)
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I used to play a lot of competitions where I knew that I smoked most of the other players. Unfortunately, you learn early on that there's pretty much always going to be someone to smoke you, too.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yeah...in eighth grade I cheated and filled in conversion charts on a little slip of paper hidden in my calculator. I felt pretty guilty.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Well, the day is early, but I'll say that I'm pretty proud of myself for getting up extra early and being convicted to go to the gym when it opens in 2 more hours...

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I want a husband like all of my friends have..haha. Seriously, I'd really be happy with a digital camara right about now. I would also like to take a vacation this summer, which is not happening!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Is there really supposed to be the word "who" in this question?? If so, I'm not really sure where that falls in the line of envy.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? That's a tough one. There are plenty of women who I would like to look like, but I'm really quite content with my life in general, so I'll pass on this one...
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yessir
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I wish my hips and thighs were smaller. I am fine with the fact that I am a curvy girl, I love having a woman's shape. I just wish that I was a little LESS shapley...hehe.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Again, I'm really pretty happy with what I've got.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust, all the way.