"God i have a problem"
"What's the problem Eve"
"I know that you've created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but i'm just not happy".
"And why is that Eve?"
"God i am lonely and bored and i'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve in that case i shall create a man for you"
"Man, what is that, God?"
"A flawed base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie cheat and be vain. he will be witless and revel in childish things. He will be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He wont be too smart so he will need your advice to thinl properly. He will have a very little emotional capacity and will need to be trained.
He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining i'll create him in a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.And you most certainly will never be bored again!"
"Sounds great" says Eve , with ironical raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch God?"
"Well... you an have him in one condition."
"And what's that God?"
" As i said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring. So you'll have to let him believed that i made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman.""
