Here are some rules for you women:
1- Learn how the toilet seat works if its up put it down
2- Don’t cut your hair ever
3- Don’t make us guess
4- If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to expect an answer you don’t want to hear
5- Sometimes he's not thinking about you live with it
6- Crying is blackmailing use it if you must but don’t expect us to like it but you'll probably get what you want
7- Dogs are better than any cats period
8- Ask for what you want subtle hints don’t work
9- Sunday = sports it's like the full moon or the changing of the tides let it be
10- Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time
11- You have enough clothes
12- You have too many shoes
13- No he doesn’t know what day it is he never will mark anniversaries on a calender
15- Share the bathroom
16- Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers
17- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem see a doctor
18- Nothing says I love you like a quickie in the morning
