So my brother and I were exploring my new neighborhood in the uptown area and came across a building that had "Nasty Pants" tagged on one of the boarded up windows. So as we walked along I was messing around with a rhyme featuring an MC named Nasty Pants.

I put on my nasty pants one leg at a time,
and I put it on you,
a few words on each line,

I'm world reknown and throughout nasty lands,
I'll fit you like a glove, huggin' your nasty ass,
and when I walk by you'll take a nasty glance,
I know just where you want to puy your nasty hands.

On this, well, you wish,
cause you ain't gettin' none,
until you prove you're worthy,
so shake it out hon.

I'm laying out in the sun...up and down minneap,
and I moved to the city to bring you my minnerap,
come on over and we'll take a minnenap,
but you'll get no sleep sittin' on my minnelap.

Did I say mini? No they ain't true,
my nasty pants sag and are thick,
and I slouch when I walk to carry the weight of my nasty pants dick,
you ladies want to know what makes nasty pants tick?
well the true story is disturbing and sick.

So I'll keep it to myself and locked in the vault,
and I'll turn up the wealth and I'll pass out the fault...the blame,
and all the game,
On this throne I reign...so cancel your plans,
On this date, I designate you to spend time with nasty pants.