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What if God had a blog?

June 17, 2005 2:33:56 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

OK, I'm asking for your creative juices here to suggest blog titles God might write (for you atheists, just play along, k?). Here's my starter list:

  • Jerry Falwell said WHAT? I'm SO Embarrassed
  • News to Muslims: The 70 virgin thing ain't happenin'
  • For THIS I sent my son to die?
  • Only Monty Python got it right...It's CHEESEMAKERS, dammit! CHEESEMAKERS!
  • Pranks I played on gullible holy rollers
  • Insider stock tips for the faithful (Custom audience)

I'd love to hear your ideas as well!

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Reply #1 June 17, 2005 2:48:10 PM
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{loud voice from the sky} I already have a blog gid.
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Reply #2 June 17, 2005 2:50:56 PM
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Just eat the hotdog, kid...it won't cost you anything. (Except for your SOUL...muahahahahaha!)
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Reply #3 June 17, 2005 2:52:21 PM
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"2000 Years, and they STILL don't get it"
"Self-Help Book: A New You in 7 Days a Crock of Sh*t!"
"Holy Wars and Why they Don't Work"
"Son a bit late getting back to you... been busy doing chores"
"Reality TV: Ha! *I* can fire The Donald"
"I thought about it, but Adam & Steve didn't have the same ring to it..."
"This New Me Isn't Working... Maybe it's Time to Level A City Again"
"Arc of the Covenant: INFINITE COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space"
"I gave you TEN rules... and you couldn't even manage that"
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Reply #4 June 17, 2005 2:54:01 PM
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"STOP PUTTING MY PROPHETS IN LOONEY BINS!"
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Reply #5 June 17, 2005 3:02:40 PM
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Uh, he did not like it and posted triple?
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Reply #6 June 17, 2005 3:03:04 PM
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Worse, he does not want me to correct it!
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Reply #7 June 17, 2005 3:04:00 PM
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Catholics: I said CELBRATE not CELIBATE.

Geesh!  What more can I do?

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Reply #8 June 17, 2005 6:51:07 PM
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I like them all pretty well. How about

"To Orthodox Jews: I was joking!"
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Reply #9 June 17, 2005 9:35:22 PM
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how about ..

"The Pope's hat, Mel Gibson and other things that crack me up"

or

"So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..."

or

"Why do only rappers and boxers thank me?"
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Reply #10 June 18, 2005 12:07:17 AM
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God already has a blog

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Reply #11 June 18, 2005 2:43:28 AM
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The Holy Bible, The Book of Mormon, The Pearl of Great Price & The Docrine & Covenants.

God's blogs, indexed by century, people and prophet. ;~D
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Reply #12 June 18, 2005 2:32:31 PM
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I'd really like to steer this away from an in depth theological discussion. That's why I posted it in the humor section. But I think my favorites so far are:

Just eat the hotdog, kid...it won't cost you anything. (Except for your SOUL...muahahahahaha!)

"Arc of the Covenant: INFINITE COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space"

"So Moses, Jesus and I walk into a bar..."

And, to add another if I may (of COURSE I may...it's MY blog):

"The Joy of Smiting"

 

 

 

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Reply #13 June 18, 2005 7:25:26 PM
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Don't sweat it Gid, the humor aspect is why I added "God's blogs, indexed by century, people and prophet. ;~D"

Maybe I'm the only one who thought it was funny. ;~D
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Reply #14 June 18, 2005 10:21:00 PM
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Why I Get To Be A Bigamist And You Don't
Being The "Bride Of Christ" Does Not Make Men Gay
Jonah And The Big Fish: The Inside Story
God Reveals All! Startling Revealtions And Revealationists!
That's Gross! Mosses Put Your Shoes Back On!
Kids! Whatsa Matter With These Kids Today!
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
So You Want To Be An Infidel
Hell: Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?
Why I Let Solomon Slip All That Dirty Stuff Into My Book --Or -- Song Of Solomon, It's Not Just For Bathroom Walls
Hey, Jude, Don't Make It Bad
Don't Make Me Come Down There
Forgive Me, Children, For I Am Perfect
Fallwell: Every Throne Room Needs A Jester
Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Take 'Em
Don't Play Dumb With Me
Agape NOT Eros!
Why Weren't You Interested In MY "Free Love"?
The Jury Decided WHAT?!?!?!
You Heard What I Said The First Time
Sheeple Are Good For Business
"Pearl Of Great Price" Half Off, One Day Only
Oy Vey!
So, Then I Made Him Bark Like A Dog...
The Democratic Party: My New Plan For Separating Sheep From Goats
Out To Lunch -- Be Back In 2000 Years
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Reply #15 June 20, 2005 11:10:08 AM
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Very amusing Gid! I can't think of any right now but these guys are doing very well so far!
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Reply #16 June 20, 2005 6:53:48 PM
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Hehe, i wish i had come up with that idea for a blog!
Here's my contribution:
~Lucifer, that moron~
~Ferries too Expensive? I choose to walk!~

Heh, cant think of anything else...
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Reply #17 June 20, 2005 7:20:11 PM
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After All This Time The Platypus Still Cracks Me Up
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