I'd just like to give a brief list of what the liberals around here think of you bloody conservatives.
1. All these conservatives are white, male, Christian fanatics who are intent upon shoving their religion down everyone else's throat. They have no respect for other people and can't stand the thought of America actually embracing other cultures and religions, because, after all, our Founding Fathers were all Christian, so why shouldn't we be? Conservatives feel some insane need to live their lives through a false diety, and to force that same diety into everyone else's lives without thought or glance towards how they might feel.
2. The conservatives are huge liars. They send us to war and waste billions of dollars for no real reasons. You know all those WMD's that were such a huge threat? They were PLANS for the the CONSTRUCTION of WMD's. No one found any actual bombs. And in addition to that- you knwo that war on terrorism we're supposedly fighting? Because of the whole, 9-11 thing that was such a big deal? With all the AFGANIS? Well, we all know that Afghanistan and Iraq are really, secretly, the same place.
3. All the conservatives are huge hypocrites on top of everything else. We're supposedly a free-religion country, but everyone in charge seems to be some Christian freak. And Heaven forbid that North Korea have nukes, but if need be, we can feel free to fuck up Iraq with ours!
4. The people in charge are all for cutting our taxes. They want to make sure everyone doens't have to pay a lot of mooney. That's great! Who wants to pay more money? However, they're also increasing our spending and therefore plunging us even further into debt and decifit. Joy of joys- we can owe MORE money. How does this help us in the long run, again?
5. The Patriot Act was just another signal that America is slowly becoming a Police State. The conservatives just want to take away ALL our freedoms and TPA was just proof that the Fourth Amendment {protection against search and seizure} means absolutely...NOTHING!
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You all pissed yet?
There. You see how much the generalizations SUCK? I know that half of what I said up there isn't true, and none of it applies to all conservatives, or even the majority of conservatives in some cases. A lot of it is a bunch of BS.
But that's how plenty of the liberals around here feel, I think. Everyone makes huge generalizations about US too, and then we have to bear it when you counter our responses with "typical leftist argument" or "just like a liberal, running away soon as the going gets tough." It pisses the hell outta me sometimes, so I'm just...returning.
Please, before people get hugely righteous and angry and so forth, keep in mind that this is a JOKE post- sarcastic in almost every way, and simply made on the whim of a friend in order to prove a point. I hardly believe any of that, so don't start screaming at me. It gets extremely annoying.
Cheers, Pads.
