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Sorry to disappoint, but I AM ZOOMBA!

Will the real Zoomba please stand up....

May 31, 2005 1:22:25 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
It seems that over the weekend there was a bit of Zoomba impersonating going on. Now, I'm not going to name anyone in this massive fraud that occured.. I'm better than that... I can pull myself above the fray of people competing to be crowned the next Zoomba.

I am the alpha and the omega of Zoombas... I was Zoomba before many here had even heard of the Internet. I was the first. There have been others since me, but I *will* be the last.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ZOOMBA!
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Dr Guy
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Reply #1 May 31, 2005 1:48:22 PM
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ZOOMBA!

{Holding up a blood stained hand and crying} Zoombas are PEOPLE!  They are People!

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Reply #2 May 31, 2005 1:56:42 PM
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That's good, for a minute there I was worried I might be zoomba too (or would that be two?).
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Reply #3 May 31, 2005 2:13:59 PM
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That's good, for a minute there I was worried I might be zoomba too (or would that be two?).

Ah, go ahead and be Zoomba.  He has been hijacked so many times already, one more is not going to hurt.

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Reply #4 May 31, 2005 2:30:07 PM
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You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
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Reply #5 May 31, 2005 3:58:01 PM
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You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

me thinks someone is having delusions of grandeur.  Danny, You go be Zoomba until this pretender comes back to sanity.

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Gene Nash
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Reply #6 May 31, 2005 7:19:16 PM
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(or would that be two?)


No, I'm Zoomba 2, you can be Zoomba 3.

You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!


We're perpetuating it for you. How valuable a brand would Coke be if it was seen no farther than their headquarters wall? I hear you can go into the deepest part of the African desert and find beat up Coke signs. There's even a movie about a native and a Coke bottle.

Just imagine how famous and valuable you'll be when there's a Zoomba on every blog. (Be sure to spell my name correctly on the royalty check.)
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Reply #7 May 31, 2005 7:28:04 PM
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"No, I'm Zoomba 2, you can be Zoomba 3... Just imagine how famous and valuable you'll be when there's a Zoomba on every blog."


Just imagine how valueable the Coke brand would be if people cracked open a frosty one and got generic, suger-free dog pee. The brand is meaningless if it doesn't represent quality. There's an obvious reason to protect a brand. Not everyone CAN be Zoomba...
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Reply #8 May 31, 2005 8:22:39 PM
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generic, suger-free dog pee.


How dare you say that about Dr. Guy!
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Reply #9 May 31, 2005 8:28:25 PM
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Well, not every imitation is dog pee. The more a brand is watered down, though, the more inconsistant the pretenders in terms of quality.
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Reply #10 May 31, 2005 9:03:40 PM
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The more a brand is watered down, though, the more inconsistant the pretenders in terms of quality.


I realize Danny got in on it late, but really!
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Reply #11 June 1, 2005 6:14:16 AM
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There's even a movie about a native and a Coke bottle.

The Gods must be crazy.  It was a very cute film.

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Reply #12 June 1, 2005 6:15:19 AM
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generic, suger-free dog pee.


How dare you say that about Dr. Guy!

I have been called worse.  But never Sugar Free!

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Reply #13 June 1, 2005 3:19:03 PM
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So which is worse... Sugar Free, or Neo-con?
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Dr Guy
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Reply #14 June 1, 2005 5:35:55 PM
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So which is worse... Sugar Free, or Neo-con?

Sugar Free.  That is so lame!

Feeling better now?  ready to resume your Zoomba duties?

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Reply #15 June 1, 2005 6:21:16 PM
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Well, I'm only able to take on my Zoomba duties in a very part-time fashion this week while I'm on vacation.

Can someone else here cover the morning shift? I'm enjoying sleeping in really late for a few days and can't cover the morning Zoomba shift.
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Reply #16 June 1, 2005 6:42:18 PM
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Well, I'm only able to take on my Zoomba duties in a very part-time fashion this week while I'm on vacation.

Can someone else here cover the morning shift? I'm enjoying sleeping in really late for a few days and can't cover the morning Zoomba shift.

hehehehehehehehehehehe............

I'lll take care of you!  Have a nice vacation!

Mwuhahahahahaha!

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