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Life as an UGLY fracker.

It ain't easy, but it is real.....

May 9, 2005 5:45:06 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
Ok a rant about what I call pretty boys, You have been getting by on your looks so long you never have developed a personality.

As a member in good standing of the U.M.F.O.A. {ugly mother fuckers of America} I demand you stop trading in on your good looks!

I demand you learn the world is not your oyster!

I demand above all things you hand over your blackbook to single members of U.M.F.O.A. NOW!

and you tom cruise with the repaired nose dating katie holmes, shame on you.
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Reply #1 May 9, 2005 7:12:27 PM
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Here, Here!



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Reply #2 May 9, 2005 7:34:33 PM
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Well Mod, Katie Holmes is alledgedly a virgin, so that should slow him up a bit...

This made me smile after a long tough day. Thanks mod!
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Reply #3 May 9, 2005 8:35:33 PM
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Virgin? ...I think after your first movie or episode in Hollywood, all the old perverts form a circle around you and each has his way with you so you can't claim to be a virgin anymore. Pfffft.

Where do you sign up for this Ugly Fuckers club? I can be a full-fledged member!
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Reply #4 May 9, 2005 9:05:00 PM
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Reply By: thatoneguyinslcPosted: Monday, May 09, 2005Well Mod, Katie Holmes is alledgedly a virgin, so that should slow him up a bit...This made me smile after a long tough day. Thanks mod!


good it is my honor to make ya laugh.
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Reply #5 May 9, 2005 9:06:06 PM
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Reply By: thatoneguyinslcPosted: Monday, May 09, 2005Well Mod, Katie Holmes is alledgedly a virgin, so that should slow him up a bit...This made me smile after a long tough day. Thanks mod!


good it is my honor to make ya laugh.

Where do you sign up for this Ugly Fuckers club? I can be a full-fledged member


sorry marcie seen your pic on dharmas blog... you are not qualified to join {to nice looking}
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Reply #6 May 10, 2005 4:16:18 AM
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Sounds like sour grapes lil bro... You have to accept the fact that God did not make everyone as He did me...
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Reply #7 May 10, 2005 7:52:33 AM
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My Sons will love the news about Katie Holmes, but she does not float my boat.

And as a charter member, I long ago gave up worry about the cute guys.  Most of them are gay anyway, so no competition to us!

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Reply #8 May 10, 2005 8:05:06 AM
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I long ago gave up worry about the cute guys. Most of them are gay anyway, so no competition to us!


some of us are not gay...so start worrying Doc
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Reply #9 May 10, 2005 8:19:07 AM
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#6 by Manopeace
Tuesday, May 10, 2005


Sounds like sour grapes lil bro... You have to accept the fact that God did not make everyone as He did me...


too cute mano.... but as long as my "ugly" does not reach the bone I am content.
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Reply #10 May 10, 2005 8:20:35 AM
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#7 by Dr. Guy
Tuesday, May 10, 2005


My Sons will love the news about Katie Holmes, but she does not float my boat.
And as a charter member, I long ago gave up worry about the cute guys. Most of them are gay anyway, so no competition to us!


katie is a spitting image of my ex wife but about 30 years ago.

joke: why can't a woman find a goodlooking, caring man anymore,? because they already have boyfriends. heh heh heh
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