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Do Women Normally Use This for Storage?

April 19, 2005 1:07:48 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
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It appears that this has happened a couple of times, and it just made me think about how common this actually is. First, the story:

Woman steals cell phone. Woman places cell phone inside herself. Victim of cell phone theft calls cell phone. Woman begins ringing.

Now the question, for obvious reasons directed towards the female population here, but any men should feel free to comment with the hilarious side comments that members of the male gender are so good at making:

Do women use their reproductive region as storage all that often? Is this a popular thing? Is it like a kangaroo pouch? Is there any fear of anything getting permanently lodged in there? If it doesn't fit do you leave it hanging out a little?

I swear I could come up with a million of these.

I'd appreciate any and all thoughts anyone has.
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Reply #1 April 19, 2005 2:17:12 PM
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That is some funny stuff!
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Reply #2 April 19, 2005 2:46:45 PM
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I've never heard this one before. My God, this woman is an embarrassment to herself is more like it!

Now Philomedy, as far as storage goes.....you don't really want me to answer that now do you? Only "crazy" people do stuff like that. Us sane women would never do that!

I've heard some unusual ones for sure but this one takes the cake!
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Reply #3 April 19, 2005 2:52:52 PM
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Imagine a pager set on vibrate...
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Reply #4 April 19, 2005 2:54:53 PM
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this is where phonesex ends ya up.

caching isnt limited to females however. all ya gotta do is turn on c-span to see one guy after another pulling opinions outta his ass.
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Reply #5 April 19, 2005 3:53:48 PM
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Think they kept the Phone after that?
Bet their dog used it as a chew toy after that
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Reply #6 April 19, 2005 5:19:23 PM
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Hmmm...this is a first. I've never heard of anyone "storing" anything up there, especially not a cell phone. (ow!)

As for me, the only thing I've "stored" is a tampon.

Imagine a pager set on vibrate...


ha! Ill have to try that! (JUST KIDDING BABY!)
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Reply #7 April 19, 2005 7:41:10 PM
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Think they kept the Phone after that?Bet their dog used it as a chew toy after that


I think the woman said that she was filing an insurance claim, saying the phone had been abused beyond repair.
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Reply #8 April 19, 2005 7:46:07 PM
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

I once stored a baby in mine for about 20 minutes when the nurses wouldn't believe me when I said he was coming out. He ended up with a conehead that lasted 2 days. Poor kid.
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Reply #9 April 19, 2005 9:44:05 PM
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He ended up with a conehead that lasted 2 days


he was from france?
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Reply #10 April 20, 2005 3:23:04 AM
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Hillarious!! That explains all the bottles, roaches and other contraband that made it past our "full frisk" at the gates of concerts!!

What isn't so hillarious, just think of the implications for Human Bombs...

caching isnt limited to females however. all ya gotta do is turn on c-span to see one guy after another pulling opinions outta his ass.


Now that is funny!!!
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Reply #11 April 20, 2005 10:56:40 AM
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roaches


This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.
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Reply #12 April 20, 2005 11:07:56 AM
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roaches


This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.


Well, where I come from it's the unsmokeable tip of a joint.

I didn't even think of the implication of the creepy crawly things in connection with hiding stuff in vaginas.

Now that is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (although I could tell you stories about what paramedics have found in that (as well as other) "nether region"). ;~D
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Reply #13 April 20, 2005 11:11:57 AM
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This better be slang that I'm too stupid to know.


Spliff, mon.. ganja, smoke, weed, chronic, maryjane, etc...
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Reply #14 April 20, 2005 11:22:42 AM
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Maybe one day when she's older she'll graduate to stealing plasma screen TVs.
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Reply #15 April 20, 2005 4:14:09 PM
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Maybe one day when she's older she'll graduate to stealing plasma screen TVs.


That would take a bit of preparation.
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Reply #16 April 20, 2005 7:59:04 PM
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I wonder how the reception is?
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Reply #17 April 24, 2005 12:42:44 AM
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I wonder how the reception is?


I don't even want to know where they are going to put in the cable at. Let's not even go with an antenna!
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Reply #18 April 24, 2005 11:08:49 AM
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The only places I store stuff is in my bra, in my purse or in my pockets... and those are the only places I'm going to use. I will second everyone's Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #19 April 24, 2005 12:01:11 PM
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This story brings a whole new meaning to hearing the catch phrase, "Can you hear me now?" ;~D
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Reply #20 April 24, 2005 12:20:03 PM
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I wonder...does that constitute a roaming charge?

~Zoo
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