~~ There is a dangerous virus ~~
being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called WORK. If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as RUM. The quickest acting is called RUM ON THE ROCKS but this is only available for those who can afford it, the nearest equivalent is MORE RUM. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends - If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY. Update: after extensive testing it has been concluded that BEER may be substituted for RUM but may require a more generous application. And remember, I have passed this on because I CARE.
