Need to lift your spirits and feel better about --insert any topic here-- ? Blame Bush.
Not enough money in your paycheck? Blame Bush. It's all his fault.
Not enough food in the refrigerator? Blame Bush. In fact, Impeach him for it. It's your right dammit, take advantage of that, regardless of the law. Don't like the law, just change it, or like many liberals in the past (yes, I know, some conservatives have done the same thing, I guess we can blame Bush for that too) just ignore the law or quibble over the meaning of words like "is".
Too much work at work? Must be Bush's fault.
Raining in your area when you need sunshine? Bush must be responsible for the weather, blame him.
Bounced a check? Bush's fault.
Think of any thing bad in your life, and toss the blame on Bush.
Oh, be sure to note that in order to maximize the returns on your blame investment, you really have to screw something up yourself or have been partly responsible for it, and then blame Bush. He's there to be your personal punching bag and patsy, and it only really works if you can shift the blame from yourself or people you supported and voted for over to him.
It's not the fault of your congress person, or Senator, it's Bush's fault. Never mind that the Senator or congress person didn't vote to support something we really needed (like improved border security or national i.d. card standards). Must be Bush's fault. Never mind that your Senator or congress person included language in a spending bill to go "over budget" just to build one more un-needed facility, or fund one more pork-barrel project. Bush signed the bill, so blame him. Don't just blame him, demand he be IMPEACHED or fired for it.
Do you see how it works, blame all your own failings in politics and life on Bush. Make him your own personal pin-cushion, and take out your anger by placing blame where you really want to, rather than where it belongs.
Nows the time, take your chance, and fire off your shots. Add some notes below to tell the world what you really think Bush needs to take blame for. He can take it. 'He r 2 stoopid' to understand when he's being insulted and personally attacked. He's too bumbling and ignorant to really know it's his fault, so for gods sake, help him see the light. Make sure you post your comments just so he'll get them and personally act upon them. You know he'll see them, as his day is spent playing with legos and chasing around yarn balls like a cat (such as the Will Ferrell portrayal in SNL), so he has a lot of free time to use for your needs instead of those of the country and the demands of the office he holds.
Maybe even take the time to write a book or two and tout them as the solution for everything. Be sure to include "Bush" somewhere in the title just to make sure it sells that much better. If you're lucky, you can even perhaps climb to the top 1000 in the best seller categories. All it will take is a collection of Bush bashing, and you're in like Flynt.
So I say go for it. Bash away. Blame Bush and make things right with the world.
In fact, I declare the last 3 years of Bush Presidency as the "Blame Bush" years. Maybe someone can lobby congress to get that done. When it doesn't happen, heck, we'll all just BLAME BUSH.
