I gets up every morning at sparrow fart and have breakfast with the crows.
The crows and me we're mates,Have been for a few years now ever since I purchased this here dirt farm out the back of hicksville.Its easy to find and if your ever out this way drop in for a beer or seven your always welcome.
you just hang a left at alberki...oh thats some one elses line.
Anyhow during the meanwilst I was explaining how after buying this here dirt farm I started making some improvements cause the place was a little run down (thats how i got it so cheap) Yeah the crows told me how to do every thing I dont know what I would do without them.
The first thing I done was fix up the milking shed and purchased me some chickens its funny cause the crows said that I would be able to make plenty cash from the chicken milk but I cant seem to get the milking machine to work and it gets clogged up with funny shaped ping pong balls that wont ping only pong I've done everything right as far as I know do you know how long it takes to shave 2000 chickens let me tell ya it aint no easy feat.
I shaved the cat as well I dont know why the crows said its fun to have a bald pussy round the place but I'm not really sure what they are on about there.
So anyhow these damm chickens have gotta be milked so I can get onto my next project the crows say that the next big thing is dual processer chips so I've ordered a whole mess of potato seeds and started preparing the growing pit but I cant start that till I get these damm chickens milked....
