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Tell me YOUR lawyer jokes

I will tell ya one of mine

January 14, 2005 7:29:24 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
A 19 year old female comes to her mother and says , I am not going to have regular sex because I am afraid of
getting pregnant....... her mother replies , well that nice dear but what will you do if you on some evening decide to have sex...

the 19 year old says I will have anal sex then so I cannot get pregnant.. the mother gaspssss and replies DON'T YOU DARE!!!


anal sex is the leading cause of birth of ...... WAIT ... WAIT....


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Reply #1 January 14, 2005 7:55:31 PM
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Mine are cheezy, but I like them...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman Pincher.

Now I'd like some crackers...
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Reply #2 January 14, 2005 8:48:55 PM
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Reply By: Sugar High ElfPosted: Friday, January 14, 2005Mine are cheezy, but I like them...What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer?A Doberman Pincher.Now I'd like some crackers...


cute!!! thanx for playing the game with me
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Reply #3 January 14, 2005 9:37:19 PM
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucking scavenger and the other is...well the other is a fish.
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Reply #4 January 15, 2005 1:32:26 AM
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Reply By: ShovelheatPosted: Friday, January 14, 2005What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?One is a bottom feeding scum sucking scavenger and the other is...well the other is a fish.


good one thank you for playing
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Reply #5 March 22, 2005 10:05:14 PM
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead.
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