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Would You Be Offended If You Received This Gift?

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December 13, 2004 6:16:54 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
For anyone trying to find the "right" gift for your single female friends, consider the the Boyfriend's Arm Pillow.




Kameo, based in the southern Japanese city of Fukuoka, says the pillow is not only an emotional comfort, but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.

Sleepers typically curl up in between the body of the pillow and the crooked arm, with the sleeper's head resting on the pillow's 'bicep'.




Does this creep anyone else out? I guess at least it won't snore or toss and turn. But it is headless, for goodness sake! (of course some women have real boyfriends that seem to be missing one too) Even creepier, apparently a muscular boyfriend and slender boyfriend pillows are in the works.

Take heart men, a girlfriend pillow is coming soon.

Would you give this gift to someone? Would you want one of these?



Update Men you need not wait! Upon further research.....Your Girlfriend's Lap Pillow!
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Reply #1 December 13, 2004 6:56:56 PM
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this is hilarious, thank you much for sharing it...though recently I've offered my actual arm to a special lady to sleep on so I don't think I'll be buying this soon.

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Reply #2 December 13, 2004 6:57:03 PM
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I'd be offended if I got the boyfriend pillow, yes. But I'd laugh if I got the girlfriend. Although I doubt I'd use it, they are creepy, if rather funny at the same time.
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Reply #3 December 13, 2004 6:57:05 PM
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this is hilarious, thank you much for sharing it...though recently I've offered my actual arm to a special lady to sleep on so I don't think I'll be buying this soon.

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Reply #4 December 13, 2004 7:04:06 PM
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After having spent many more nights away from my wife's bed that in it, I wonder if they could make a "Military Protective (Gas)Mask", "Rolled Up Field Jacket" or even an "Online all night because I can't sleep" pillow, to make me feel more "at home" as I sleep.

Getting any of the pillows suggested in your article for my wife would just confuse her either way. ;~D
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Reply #5 December 13, 2004 7:04:12 PM
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though recently I've offered my actual arm to a special lady to sleep on so I don't think I'll be buying this soon.


Congratulations and good for you!

Danny
I'd be offended if I got the boyfriend pillow, yes. But I'd laugh if I got the girlfriend


~scratches boyfriend pillow off gift list for Danny~

What fascinates me....why do men get a lap? Why do women want arms and men want crotches?
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Reply #6 December 13, 2004 7:08:18 PM
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Why do women want arms and men want crotches?


It's not where our head is, it's what our eyes are looking at.

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Reply #7 December 13, 2004 7:14:10 PM
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After having spent many more nights away from my wife's bed that in it, I wonder if they could make a "Military Protective (Gas)Mask", "Rolled Up Field Jacket" or even an "Online all night because I can't sleep" pillow, to make me feel more "at home" as I sleep.


Great ideas, but sad. We should write the makers of the company and request them.

Getting any of the pillows suggested in your article for my wife would just confuse her either way


Zombie wanted to buy me both, stack the man on top of the girl legs and call it our "Eddie Izzard" pillow.

InfoGeek
It's not where our head is, it's what our eyes are looking at.


~scratches head in bewilderment~ Stuffing?

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Reply #8 December 13, 2004 7:24:45 PM
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Why do women want arms and men want crotches


I was assuming that the question was about why men would prefer a real lap to a real arm.


I do not understand the pillow part. If it were me, I would choose another part of the female anatomy.

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Reply #9 December 13, 2004 7:29:22 PM
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I do not understand the pillow part. If it were me, I would choose another part of the female anatomy.


Boobs?
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Reply #10 December 13, 2004 7:45:50 PM
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Boobs?


Boobs, knockers, breasts, gazongas, love bubbles... yeah those...

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Reply #11 December 13, 2004 10:19:51 PM
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now, if this thing came with a weekly paycheck, i think i could learn to take the trash our all by myself.


Aww, Little Whip don't want a Big Whipped around?? ;~D
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Reply #12 December 13, 2004 10:24:25 PM
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now, if this thing came with a weekly paycheck, i think i could learn to take the trash our all by myself


We can also belch the alphabet and rotate your tires.

ooo! A double entendre, and at 9:30 pm

Working a nice coffee buzz.

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Reply #13 December 13, 2004 10:39:02 PM
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The most interesting thing I just noticed about this article (okay not the most but you get what I mean right?) -- the newspaper this article is linked to is my hometown paper - so to speak It's kinda creepy but I guess it doesn't snore or shudder. The female pillow looks kinda trampy thoough
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Reply #14 December 13, 2004 10:49:57 PM
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female pillow looks kinda trampy thoough


and you're point is?

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Reply #15 December 13, 2004 11:09:31 PM
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LW
now, if this thing came with a weekly paycheck, i think i could learn to take the trash our all by myself.


OOOhhh, good idea. I'd have to learn to stoke the fire too, but hey, I am young.

InfoGeek
Working a nice coffee buzz.


You, too?

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The female pillow looks kinda trampy thoough


As InfoGeek already demonstrated, that is the point. We want comfort, they want something else?
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Reply #16 December 14, 2004 1:32:12 AM
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We want comfort, they want something else?


If I want comfort, I can get another blanket, or an Irish Coffee. If I want "comfort" or togetherness, I hug my wife.

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Reply #17 December 14, 2004 1:48:41 AM
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the pillow is not only an emotional comfort, but that its shape keeps the body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.


I can barely sleep in the same bed as my husband, let alone sleep with his arm around me. Perhaps I should be sure this is not what he thinks I want for Christmas...? Though I suspect he might not mind the girly lap pillow. Hmmmm.

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Reply #18 December 14, 2004 1:50:50 AM
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I can barely sleep in the same bed as my husband, let alone sleep with his arm around me. Perhaps I should be sure this is not what he thinks I want for Christmas...?


My husband and I have a huge kingsized bed for just that same reason, Angloesque. Better let him know subtly to scratch the pillow from the shopping list.
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Reply #19 December 14, 2004 1:54:41 AM
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I might leave this window open on the computer for that very reason.

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Reply #20 December 14, 2004 1:56:17 AM
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I might leave this window open on the computer for that very reason.


Smoooooth and very subtle.
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Reply #21 December 14, 2004 2:04:06 AM
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Yeah, until we had this discussion.

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Reply #22 December 14, 2004 2:07:59 AM
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I just saw the pic of the lap pillow. Are they serious? While the real thing is nice, that does not look comfortable.

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Reply #23 December 14, 2004 2:25:01 AM
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I just saw the pic of the lap pillow. Are they serious? While the real thing is nice, that does not look comfortable.


Yes, you too can own your very own female torso and legs pillow!
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Reply #24 December 14, 2004 1:24:27 PM
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or one of these for only $2000


Mom, Dad, I 'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Latex.



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Reply #25 December 14, 2004 1:35:40 PM
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That thing is weird. I mean really weird.
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