Waiting for a republican to win the presidency?

You have wasted four years of your life waiting
and it is starting to look like you have the
opportunity to waste four more.

News flash:
If you don't work you still pay taxes.
This has been a news flash.

Company Report 1A:
We are happy to report that you will get a raise if
there is enough extra money left over after we give
Mr. Romney his raise.

Company Report 1A-2:
We are informing you that Mr. Romney's raise was so large
that there is no extra money left for anyone else.

Company Report 1A-3:
We are informing you that you will have to take a 25%
pay cut so we can afford the projected raise next year
for Mr. Romney.
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Lets say that according to physics there is enough energy
in my glass cup to light a bulb for 10,000,000 years.
In order to prove this would we have to light the bulb
using the glass cup?
If we can't light the bulb using the cup then is there
really any energy in the cup?
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You complain about media bias,
I guess you're a victim or do you
just think you're a victim?

"You may have won gold medals for your art, young man, but never take on a pole dancing gig in a gay bar."

Then there was the teetotal hooker, who told all her co-workers that she preferred men to liquor.

Oh, and if only somebody had told Heather Mills that she'd be ill-advised to get into an arse kicking contest with Paul McCartney.

Cos as the end of the day, it's not whether people see you lose your dignity when you fall on your arse, but whether they'll call an ambulance when you hit the floor.

I've paid capital gains there was no corporate level.
Warren Buffett is smart enough for me.

On low capital-gains tax rate:
ROMNEY: "Yeah, I think it’s the right way to encourage
economic growth, to get people to invest, to
start businesses, to put people to work."

Iben: It has been low for quite some time now, and
it isn't working.
What is it doing?
Answer:
People who sell stock and real estate for a profit
can keep more of the profit and roll it back into more
stock and real estate. Creating no jobs at all.

Today's cartoon:
In the picture a man sits in a chair at a desk.
Behind him is a man holding a document in his
left hand that is a new tax law.
In his right hand is a pen that he is stabbing
the man in the chair with in the back.
The caption reads "The civilized world".

Due to the current trend in ratings, exaggeration
and chicken littles,
Jon Stewart is the "Omega Brain".

I turned on conservative talk radio today
for the first time in years. They were all
playing best of shows from five years ago.
I switched to the news channel.

We aren't sure about your 'Mental Well-Being'
so try to relieve some stress with this football.

Are we ready for the bottom to the top
electronic fire storm of analysis Thursday?

Has Obama helped the economy?
Some people wouldn't know
because they aren't living it.
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What is reality?
Anything you try to ignore or
pretend doesn't exist.

Lets say that some time in the first half
of this century Social Security and Medicare
become privatized.
What happens when all the private companies go
out of business?
A bail out.