My "Awesome Pants" are "Priceless" because I can't think of a price low enough to sell them for. Actually, I'd probably pay someone to take them from me. They reduce walking speed to 80% of normal speed, so you actually need the extra hitpoints they provide just to survive the extra damage you take walking past a turret or even getting there in the first place. They are worse than useless. If I take off the pants entirely, I am better off.
And what's with my "Sharp Pants" giving me 0.5x damage multiplier when I crit? I don't really want to do half the damage when I crit. If crit damage for something is 0, it should be 1.5x crit damage. If crit damage is > 0, it should add 0.5x to it.
http://i.imgur.com/39bpwdu.jpg
And, by the way, what the heck does this do?
http://i.imgur.com/7WYxqeU.jpg
What are action properties?