Ah, that 'll bring folks in your vicinity a good laugh as they listen to their police scanners on Saturday nights.

No good waiting 'til the weekend here... goes real quiet cos all the sheep go out clubbing.

And don't you just hate it when a redneck buys a sheep a few drinks, with the intention of later taking advantage of it while in an inebriated state?

I mean, why can't they just come straight out with it: "I wanna get down on all fours and dance the 'hide the salami samba' with you while those other fools embarrass themselves on the karaoke machine." and save themselves some money?

This thread is going down the lines of that movie, 'Men Who Stare at Goats'.

Yeah, I was a bit curious about that one.... and then it dawned on me, they prefer goats because they're generally hornier than sheep.

I'm also wondering what that has to do with where the heck is Webgizmos... though undoubtedly someone will inform me that he's one of those men... and is otherwise engaged elsewhere ATM.