Notable Imperial Guard Forces

Because GW was too lazy to create an original themed Imperial Guard army, they basically used RL armies as a base for them, gave them a little touch of Grimdark, assorted amounts of tempered ceramite balls and placed them..........IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!

• Cadian Shock Troops (World-War-Two-Allies-With-A-Modern-Aesthetic IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!)
• Tallarn Desert Raiders (BEDOUINS......IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE! EMPRAH-HU-AKBAR!!)
• Catachan Jungle Fighters (GREEN BERETS IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE FUCK YEAH!)
• Death Korps of Krieg (WWI Germany, IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!)
• Elysian Drop Troops (US Airborne Rangers, IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE! HOOAH!)
• Armageddon Steel Legion (Wermacht Mechanized Divisions.....IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE! ACHTUNG!)
• Valhallan Ice Warriors (Soviets comrades.....IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!) (AAAH MOTHERLAAAAAND!)
• Tanith First (And Only) (A mixture of Scotish, Welsh and Irish.....IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!)
• Praetorian Guards (The British Empire IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE! GUARDSMEN NEEEEVVERRRR YIELD!) (ever seen Zulu? Like that)
• Mordian Iron Guard (Prussians IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!)
• Vostroyan Firstborn (Russian Cossacks IIIIIINNN SPAAAACE!)

From my tour in the Praetorian Guard, 41st Millenium.

I hate people, doctors more than most.  I also hate cars(The combustion engine in general actually), and phones.  A bus is a huge engine, carries lots of people, and has no rule against cell phones, so Irony dictates that is how I will die.  Though the likelihood of a bus full of doctors is nill...maybe I'll be run over by a line of doctors in their sports cars...

-Twilight Storm

The phones don't have anything to do with the actual accident...do you know what Irony is?  They just have to be being used at the time.

Engines promote promotion, strict time constraints, and laziness.  Just try to deny that...

People will always do what is best for themselves first, if it screws someone over, so be it.  I don't like that.  Doctors charge MUCH more than they should ever be able to get away with for just looking at you, thinking, and writing a drug name on a piece of paper.

Answered your questions backwards. 

-Twilight Storm

I won't even start on my beliefs on insurance, and similar services...

lolz, I re-read my last post, promotes promotion is supposed to be promotes pollution, my bad.  Anyway:

The combustion engine puts out more polution than I am okay with.  (Admitedly, most of what pisses me off is when people do not take care of their machines and let them fall into massive disrepaire, causing even more polution than is normal.)

With the combustion engine(Or any sort of motor, I guess) people are able to traverse great distances in a short amount of time.  Yes, this is useful, but since it is possible, people are expected to do so.  Everybody wants everything to be done their way and when they want it, and are not willing to actually live life.  I admit, cars are sueful if they are used right.  But every time somebody wants to go somewhere, no matter the distance, they always go for the car first because it is more convenient and would rather be doing other things.  Without cars, people would walk more(Less fat people) and grow their own food to some extent.  I have no problem with using some sort of vehicle when it is required, but the number of cars I see every day is absolutely ridiculous.

On a side note, if you have a car, people automatically seem to assume that you will give them rides to places or help them pick up/drop off things (Depending on the type of vehicle)  and I don't like that sort of thinking.  I like helping people, but not when they simply assume I'll do it without asking.

Back on topic(I got off the time thing there and rambled into laziness, though the two are partially related.) people want to move around too quickly and don't take the time to enjoy their life.  It's like when it's time to get up and go somewhere, they comparmentalize that time as wasted, because they could be doing something else.  They don't seem to realize that time is part of their life too.  I personally walk or ride a bicycle around town, and find that is the best time I have to think about whatever I want, and I can enjoy what is around me, stop and look at whatever.

That's the basics anyway.  Please read the whole thing before critisizing.  I ramble a lot and sometimes the information gets scattered.

-Twilight Storm

I'm not sure about the validity of the first point.

But the second one is bullshit. And I'll tell you why.

Even since the Middle Ages, back when there were no cars or combustion engines (or engines of any kind, for that matter), people still bought food at a market, that other people had grown.

It's like that for the simple reason that, as population increases and we shift from an agrarian to a more metropolitan society/civilization, there's simply not enough space for everyone to grow the food that they need. Doubly so if it includes meat-animals. If you live in a city, or even a town, then chances are, you get your food from somewhere else.....probably somewhere at least a few hundred miles from where you live.

And there has to be some way that the food you need can get there in a convenient amount of time.

Cue the internal combustion engine.

I loved the 'Guard Video, and the bit of "The 145th" that I watched was pretty sweet.

Woof!

-Twilight Storm 

Huh...I wonder where everyone went...(Everyone = Oatesy and Whiskey in this thread since nobody posts here anymore...)

Oatesy...I think this place may finally be dead...wait ... I have an idea...

I have been guarding explosives for the past week!   Top that if you can!!!

(Explosives = Fireworks...)

-Twilight Storm | "The REAL CHATROOM's tombstone shall read:

GAME OVER!
 CONTINUE?
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Wait...that's what mine's gonna say...

They left.

And yes I still haunt these poor dead forums.

Yes though it is not mine alone.

Bored? yes. Lonely? Nope, going to be getting offline soon to snuggle with my wife and watch movies.

Night.