since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
BANNED LOUDLY
Banned for shouting in caps.
Quiet please.
Banned for quiet is for libraries and churches.
Banned for if if quiet is for churches why do they get everybody to stand up and sing hymns at the tops of their voices?
Hehe, imagine doing that in a library.
banned for not realizing that in some churches this doesn't happen
Banned for forgetting to wear your hearing aids to those churches... of course they all do it.
Banned for the Assumption.
Banned for I've never taken Assumption or any of those quack remedies for minor ailments.
Banned for minor versus major assumingly in contrast with the other thing.
Banned for the other thing went totally rampant in a most major way, causing minor damage to the next thing... which assumingly was the last thing anybody wanted, yet in total contrast with the first thing, who said you've got another thing coming.
Banned for I love surprises.
banned because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Banned by seven words or less.
Banned for numerical restriction on ban... which would've been 6 words or less but my typing finger is all over this keyboard like a rash.
banned for getting a rash on your fingers
Where it came from I do not want to know.
banned for you are going to know.... the rash came from an obscure but very virulent strain of typitis. Once one finger catches it the rest follow soon after, so beware... it is worse than tennis elbow and athletes foot odour.
banned for being obscure
Banned for I was obscure when I hid in the shadows hoping to pounce on unsuspecting porcupines... however my 1st successful catch led me to quit obscurity and lurk in the bright lights.
Bannded for prickly obsession.
Banned for not knowing porcupine quills make great toothpicks.
banned for picked teeth
Banned for some dentists recommend picking your teeth out of that steak and seeing if they can glue them back in again.
banned for glueing teeth
Bubble gum works just fine.
Banned for gumming bubbles.
Banned for"pop". hehe
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