Dear Santa,
I have been a good someone.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mack's Christmas party. It was Interloper who spiked the punch with too much Pepsi. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good smelled and tasted just like scent.
I thought it was funny when I put Mack's leg on my head and danced the waltz on the desk while singing `Sunsets'. I didn't mean to break Mack's mobile phone and don't know why Mack would sue me for fight.
I don't remember calling John's wife a sad cow even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Kate's husband's eyes, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a stupid dog and have me arrested for fight!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all happy and nice. And I'm really not to blame for any of this dark stuff. Please bring me what I want the most...
Sincerely and always yours,
Kam (Really a nice someone!)
P.S. It's only 1000 bucks!
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