This is the Official Joe User Name Game.  It is entirely for the sake of humor and fun, none of the name interpretations are meant to be insulting, mean-spirited, or indicitive what the blogger is all about.   It's a simple wordplay game.  I'm just one guy, so I'm only creating a few---there's a lot of bloggers on this site!  Feel free to post a few of your own.  Anyway, here's what I got:
SameOldRat: A soul that wakes up, looks around, and realizes it's getting nowhere in the hierarchy of reincarnation.
Leaping Lizard: Was a gold medal contender in the reptile olympics until taking out a competitor's legs with a steel bat.  National scandal!
Littlewhip: An important accessory in the child labor industry.
Draginol: A prescription drug guaranteeing fresh breath.
Dabe: Dave, when he gets a nasty cold.
Dharmagrl: The most popular action figure in all of Tibet.
island-gurl:  Dharmagrl's arch-nemesis in the popular Tibetan cartoon.
iamheather:  The sequal to "I Am Sam".  Sean Penn in drag!
Suspeckted:  Anyone in post-Guilliani NYC who's not white and happens to be named "Ed".
Myrrander:  The rights they read Ed in NYC before they shoot him or haul him down to the station ("myrrander rights").
Sunshinedaydream:  Paxil's new slogan.
Bakerstreet :  An avenue in Amsterdam famous for it's "coffeshops".
Muggaz:  The plural term for "mugger", ie. One mugger, two muggaz.
Reddirty:  A map of the U.S. on any channel after the election.  For a second, I thought the Communist Party had won.
Well, that's it for today...and thanks for playing the Joe User Name Game...