Granted. (Hey, I granted my own wish!) Unfortunately the third world country enslaves you again...this time they just want to overthrow the local wal-mart, but all you have to work with is a bicycle, a book of matches, and a calico hampster named Floyd.
I wish I coud be in that epic battle.
-Twilight Storm
Granted. In the aftermath they find the tattered remains of your corpse. And a sign that says "Floyd was here".
Hmmm
I wish that I was a better tactician...
Xer0 \^/
Granted, but I still win against you due to my semi-suicidal, sociopathic tendencies, as well as my disregard for collateral damage.
"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."