Granted

I wish I could be on more often

Granted the school is turned into a juvenile detention centre and you and your crush are confined to the same cell. You finally confess to her and she gives you this face for all eternity

I wish, for a dish with a fish that I can eat with this, spoon

Granted. You die. (I didn't even read the wish this is just a generic one)

I wish that my Empires hadn't taken me away from the forums.

OH WAIT NO I DON'T.

Granted. You're still a panzie.

Yay, inanimate objects FTW!

I wish for 8 more world wars, then final world peace.

wouldn't that be the 10th?

you see it and you go blind from all the nuclear weapons from going off, you are the last to die but it takes you a week from the radiation most painful death ever.

I wish i was a god.

you do and you find that your life means nothing.

I wish i was Ai that took over the earth like skynet and i was still able to build robots, i was also made up from quantum computers.

it does but because it comes out early zerglings over power everyone and ruin the game for every non zerg player (i be protoss)

I wish i was An Ai On A spaceship that could travel faster then light and was able to detect any incoming energy/objects, able to also build stuff... like nanobots etc. Able to scan for black holes before heading that way..

You know you can't divide anything by zero because its not really a number its just there to show there is nothing.

it isn't but since you want me to degrade to your level... it answers why the universe was made from the big bang and stops what ever theorys that were going to destory the universe go back to the stable state theory where nothing really happens just keeps stable.... i do to wish that but what i wish more would be to travel the universe faster then light with being able to slow down and stuff...

I wish i was a quantum computer AI or better that some how could never be killed or rended useless (meaning i was still free to try and do as i want around the galaxy) so please pick a none destorying granting wish... bring whatever you want in here even change how i feel towards things....

..... can you even read i said could never be killed or rended useless...

You do but you die because you played it as the sun comes up that wasn't very logical thing to do...

oh shit quicly...

I wish i was an ai that had quantom engery etc.... nano bots etc.. paint a nice picture

Granted.  But you forget to pay space parking, and are compacted into a 1x1 paperweight with the vital task of keeping a stack of napkins from becoming litter at some backwoods campsite.  Not useless, but you never said you wanted to remain sentient...

I wish Xero hadn't beated me to your last reply...

-Twilight Storm

Granted but in finding it you die. so you never get to fulfill that purpose which was to serve God by the way

I wish i wasnt in chem labs and thus had not been exposed to a variety of dangerous chemicals, unprotected

Granted, but you are reprogrammed to become the supreme protector of the galaxy and are forced to willingly respond to all of our wishes and needs, which you enjoy.

Same corruption to your latest wish, since you're still a computer.

I wish someone would come up with a challenging wish to corrupt...

-Twilight Storm