I get because, earlier, in this game, you made a comment about feeding all the skinny girls in your school to the alien I wished for then you could run away with your crush. I commented: 'So are you implying your crush is...chunky?'
You promptly blew up.
Granted. However you are instantly transported to Death Valley with your crush where you roast to death as I show up and 'rescue' while pretending not to see you. Therefore the last thing you see is me driving off with the love of your life
For me!
I wish for a mulligan on the homework I didn't turn in.