Man. This is gettin' go-o-o-od lol. Now, whenever people talk about girls, I give 'em one of your stories. Everyone laughs. And it's funny, I can just picture you, kinda like Lelouche, coming up from gym incredibly tired after running 2 feet lol

Granted. You challenge him, beat him, but then your crush feels pity for him and hates you now.

I wish for a sonic cannon

Granted. Now I talk to known peodphiles about you and tell them your school name

I wish you hadnt just implied that you wanted their names!

Granted. Then we lose intrest in you and you die of loneliness.

I wish for sacrifice

Granted. But you are the sacrifice.

I wish I had a Brain-Computer Interface!

Oh, and Xer07, maybe you should take a little Tae Kwon Do or Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I take the former, and just recently got my black belt. My sister takes the latter and just got instructor certification. Both are excellent arts.

Meh.

I heard two things that made me not see Avatar:

1. It's basically Vietnam, just future-styled.

2. It preaches about the environment waay too much.

Whiskey: Hmmm... I might actually have to do that, that guy kinda... scares me. (But don't tell my Crush that!)

Xer0 \^/

I wish you'd stop posting so I could sleep in peace.

*Contented sigh...* Her name is Mishayla...

*Still hurts from your Avatar Fight post*

I wish that I was good enough for her... sigh...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You still fail college, tho. No military for you!

Sigh. That's actually my overall plan. Stick around here until she finds the perfect guy for her, wait until she gets married, then leave, knowing her new spouse will keep her happier then I ever could...

I wish I wasn't such a self-depresser.

G'night.

Xer0 \^/

You know you can get it for dirt cheap on Amazon.com

Granted you are uber helpful to everyone you know, unfortunately you try to help them with everything and they get creeped out and get a restraining order.

I wish I didn't place anyone else before myself. I think it would be easier to be selfish.

Granted, but then you split away from the Terran Alliances thinking you are all powerful and the Drengin Swallow your puny empire.

I wish I had a job in the computer industry.

Granted, but the games materialize in your lower intestine, nuff said.

I wish I could get in the Elemental Beta sooner.

Granted. You steal it, get caught, and are sent to jail where you are raped weekly by a guy in the shower and nightly by your cellmate.

I wish for irrefutable proof that I am always right.

Granted. Everybody hates you now because you can't seem to catch a simple mugger without accidentally killing him.

Exactly. I don't think superman can take a brick of antimatter to the face and live to tell the tale.