By the way, in case I forgot to mention it..there is a start button with a picture of an ASS on it in my private messages.
I didn't send it.... can't be mine anyhow, they haven't come up with a wide-lens yet that'd do such a wide shot...
.... even in panorama and joining several together. 
I was thinking more of a head of cabbage
Same here.... cos if you use an ass you'd have to have the obligatory animated gas cloud every time you pressed it, which could be difficult. Not only could the mechanics of it prove bothersome.... I dunno I can produce that much gas on a daily basis for millions of PC's. worldwide.
Not everyone clicks their start button just once per day, so there could be a huge logistics issue in delivering said gas in required volumes via USB aerosol... as was first suggested. I'd have to up gas production considerably, and that would most likely entail adding chili to the recipe, which would mean thrice daily applications of Vaseline to my sore ring....
..... and I don't wanna give the gay guy next door any notions that I'm flirting with him.

I suppose, though, it could work if we could develop a USB vacuum that'd suck it straight from the atmosphere... then all I'd have to do is stand on the roof on a windy day.
